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PROCEDURE: BLOOD TEST

RESULTS: FAILURE

REASON: PATIENT HAS NO BLOOD

ADDITIONAL NOTES: ????

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

What is even the difference between an Elf and a High Elf?

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

“you’re 21 you should be at the club” i should be sprinting downwind on all fours in the mist covered wetlands of Oregon but we all can’t have what we want now can we

lately ive been addicted to these tiktoks where people put on an alien filter and just browse google maps and mark off countries and all the comments are people with pfps of little green aliens saying like "YES BOSS" "ALL CLEAR" "UNDERSTOOD BOSS"

AH I FOUND ONE

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" fuck if I know what I'm doing to him but he's barking now

My partner saw this incredible poster in the wild today and sent me a picture

Whoever made this, you’re so beautiful