Unless MAYBE You Pissed John Off Enough That He Starts Beating You To Death With A Copy Of Your Own Search History - Tumblr Posts

john and kimmel are my guys but listen i do not think they'd fare very well in a fight unless MAYBE you pissed john off enough that he starts beating you to death with a copy of your own search history conan fights like one of those wacky inflatable arm flailing tube men and that terrifies me jon's got all that pent up rage built up in him and he's just waiting to go apeshit i would not want to fuck with that little man stephen could be a wild card but all he'd have to do is look at me and i would perish immediately seth barely moves one inch and i pretend i have been shot so i don't have to fight him i feel like craig is the only mfer here who can legitimately fight stephen colbert john oliver jimmy kimmel seth meyers Jon Stewart conan o'brien Craig Ferguson strike force five strike force memes strike force last week tonight the late show with stephen colbert the late show the colbert report the daily show with jon stewart the problem with jon stewart the jon stewart show jimmy kimmel live late night with seth meyers conan conan o'brien needs a friend late night with conan o'brien the late late show