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Have you cleaned your room yet? Shit looks nasty tbh.
Thank you for your question, viewer!
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Anonymous Caller:
Have you cleaned your room yet? Shit looks nasty tbh.
Wilbur Soot:
some of my posters had water damage so I took them down
i adore this little thing
Yoo why are we inside your home
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Anonymous Caller:
Yoo why are we inside your home
Wilbur Soot:
Because I don't live at the store?
darn. someone get this guy some makeup
What's up with the weird patches on your skin?
Thank you for your question, caller!
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Anonymous Caller:
What's up with the weird patches on your skin?
Wilbur Soot:
I guess its been a while since I answered this one. They're skin grafts, I just haven't been wearing concealer.
Mmmmmm, bed. I totally did not spend the past 2 hours reading up on this show. Anyways: how’s that spider that was supposed to be under the comforter?
Thanks for the question !
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Caller Totally-average-kid:
Mmmmmm, bed. I totally did not spend the past 2 hours reading up on this show. Anyways: how’s that spider that was supposed to be under the comforter?
Wilbur Soot
Probably died. Or I ate it in my sleep.
My dearest friend, Wilbur... You were right all along... And I won't make the same mistakes twice. Please go back to work. I want to buy chips.
Thank you for the question! Please do not steal!
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Anonymous Caller:
My dearest friend, Wilbur... You were right all along... And I won't make the same mistakes twice. Please go back to work. I want to buy chips.
Wilbur Soot:
Just steal, I'm off the clock
bitch your house get flooded or something???
Thank you for the call! It got pretty cold this year in Circleville!
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Caller Aro-throughyourchest:
bitch your house get flooded or something???
Wilbur Soot:
No, it just rained a lot. and the snow thawed
shave
Thank you for your... comment?
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Anonymous Caller:
shave
Wilbur Soot:
I will. Later.
why do you need skin grafts? What happened
Thank you for your question!
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Anonymous Caller:
Why do you need skin grafts? What happened
Wilbur Soot:
I was blown away by some really shocking stuff
i love this so much. utahlive <3
Opinion on anteaters?
Thank you for your question, caller!
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Anonymous Caller:
Opinion on anteaters?
Wilbur Soot:
They're alright. I've changed as a person.
i love this blog sm <3 (YOU GUYS SEE THAT. THAT SPOOKY THINGAMAJIG RIGHT THERE.)
Now here’s a real question: Would you guys rather have unlimited bacon but no games, OR, unlimited games. Unlimited games… but no games?
Wow! This is one of our most received questions. The UtahLIVE film crew will be taking a short water break!
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Caller Revivedghost
Now here’s a real question: Would you guys rather have unlimited bacon but no games, OR, unlimited games. Unlimited games… but no games?
Wilbur Soot:
I cant- I have this damn questions. I need a glass of water.
YOOOOO!!!!! ITS UTAHLIVE HOURS!!!!!!
Ever feel like someone’s watching you?
oH LOOK AT THAT SPOOKY FUCKER
king do you need a hug. or a cig.
Welcome back, viewers!
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Anonymous Caller:
king do you need a hug. or a cig.
Wilbur Soot:
Oh, cig for sure.