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8 months ago

Have you cleaned your room yet? Shit looks nasty tbh.

Have You Cleaned Your Room Yet? Shit Looks Nasty Tbh.

Thank you for your question, viewer!

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Anonymous Caller:

Have you cleaned your room yet? Shit looks nasty tbh.

Wilbur Soot:

some of my posters had water damage so I took them down


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8 months ago

i adore this little thing

Yoo why are we inside your home

Yoo Why Are We Inside Your Home

Thank you for your question, viewer!

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

Yoo why are we inside your home

Wilbur Soot:

Because I don't live at the store?


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8 months ago

darn. someone get this guy some makeup

What's up with the weird patches on your skin?

What's Up With The Weird Patches On Your Skin?

Thank you for your question, caller!

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Anonymous Caller:

What's up with the weird patches on your skin?

Wilbur Soot:

I guess its been a while since I answered this one. They're skin grafts, I just haven't been wearing concealer.


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8 months ago

Mmmmmm, bed. I totally did not spend the past 2 hours reading up on this show. Anyways: how’s that spider that was supposed to be under the comforter?

Mmmmmm, Bed. I Totally Did Not Spend The Past 2 Hours Reading Up On This Show. Anyways: Hows That Spider

Thanks for the question !

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Caller Totally-average-kid:

Mmmmmm, bed. I totally did not spend the past 2 hours reading up on this show. Anyways: how’s that spider that was supposed to be under the comforter?

Wilbur Soot

Probably died. Or I ate it in my sleep.


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7 months ago

My dearest friend, Wilbur... You were right all along... And I won't make the same mistakes twice. Please go back to work. I want to buy chips.

My Dearest Friend, Wilbur... You Were Right All Along... And I Won't Make The Same Mistakes Twice. Please

Thank you for the question! Please do not steal!

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Anonymous Caller:

My dearest friend, Wilbur... You were right all along... And I won't make the same mistakes twice. Please go back to work. I want to buy chips.

Wilbur Soot:

Just steal, I'm off the clock


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7 months ago

bitch your house get flooded or something???

Bitch Your House Get Flooded Or Something???

Thank you for the call! It got pretty cold this year in Circleville!

[transcript below]

Caller Aro-throughyourchest:

bitch your house get flooded or something???

Wilbur Soot:

No, it just rained a lot. and the snow thawed


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7 months ago

shave

Shave

Thank you for your... comment?

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Anonymous Caller:

shave

Wilbur Soot:

I will. Later.


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7 months ago

why do you need skin grafts? What happened

Why Do You Need Skin Grafts? What Happened

Thank you for your question!

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

Why do you need skin grafts? What happened

Wilbur Soot:

I was blown away by some really shocking stuff


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7 months ago

i love this so much. utahlive <3

Opinion on anteaters?

Opinion On Anteaters?

Thank you for your question, caller!

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

Opinion on anteaters?

Wilbur Soot:

They're alright. I've changed as a person.


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7 months ago

i love this blog sm <3 (YOU GUYS SEE THAT. THAT SPOOKY THINGAMAJIG RIGHT THERE.)

Now here’s a real question: Would you guys rather have unlimited bacon but no games, OR, unlimited games. Unlimited games… but no games?

Now Heres A Real Question: Would You Guys Rather Have Unlimited Bacon But No Games, OR, Unlimited Games.

Wow! This is one of our most received questions. The UtahLIVE film crew will be taking a short water break!

[transcript below]

Caller Revivedghost

Now here’s a real question: Would you guys rather have unlimited bacon but no games, OR, unlimited games. Unlimited games… but no games?

Wilbur Soot:

I cant- I have this damn questions. I need a glass of water.


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7 months ago

YOOOOO!!!!! ITS UTAHLIVE HOURS!!!!!!

Ever feel like someone’s watching you?

Ever Feel Like Someones Watching You?

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7 months ago

OOOOOH SHI-

Hey what's up with your shadow? It's looking at me

Hey What's Up With Your Shadow? It's Looking At Me

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7 months ago

oH LOOK AT THAT SPOOKY FUCKER

king do you need a hug. or a cig.

King Do You Need A Hug. Or A Cig.

Welcome back, viewers!

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

king do you need a hug. or a cig.

Wilbur Soot:

Oh, cig for sure.


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7 months ago

gay utahlive? 👁

Happy Ptide

happy ptide


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