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1 year ago

realest thing ever

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1 year ago

☠ goulie-girl Follow

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

πŸ‘» creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

☠ goulie-girl Follow

its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

☠ goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

πŸ¦‡ unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

☠ goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow

desecration potion

πŸ§ͺ hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You πŸ’‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜œ

☠ goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

πŸ§›β€β™€οΈ i-bid-u-velcome Follow

babe just come over to my castle

☠ goulie-girl Follow

ur hellhound scares me


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