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Las personas nunca son lo que pensamos ....
β goulie-girl Follow
my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive
π» creeps-and-crypts Follow
Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.
β goulie-girl Follow
its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.
π§ββοΈ spike-through-the-heart Follow
oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it
β goulie-girl Follow
okay like how
π¦ unsound-familiar Follow
ill kill myself over ur grave if u want
β goulie-girl Follow
thanks but im not looking for a roomie
π§Ή doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow
desecration potion
π§ͺ hexes-and-exes Follow
potion of desecration
πΈ wartsandall Follow
loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You πππ
β goulie-girl Follow
great the hexbots found my post
π§ββοΈ i-bid-u-velcome Follow
babe just come over to my castle
β goulie-girl Follow
ur hellhound scares me