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Who’s Your Mommy?

* Patton’s about to leave the creativity twins alone together in the mindscape for a bit *

Patton: Now you two better get along and behave yourselves, okay?

(At the same time as each other-)

Roman: Yes, Pat.

Remus: Sure thing, Sugar Daddy.

Patton: * glancing back and forth between their faces trying to read them * Okay, just don't make me call your mother.

(Again, at the same time-)

Roman: Logan?

Remus: Virgil?

Patton: Um. I was actually talking about an imaginary mother. A FAUXther, if you will. 

Roman: Wait, did you say Virgil? Why would you think Jennifer Angston is Mom-material?

Remus: * loud conspiratory whisper * Between you, me, and daddyo over there- Deceit's barely been holding down the fort since he's been gone.