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You had to destroy my heart with C, didn't you?

for the headcanon ask,mrs beakley :3?

Headcannon A: What I think realistically

I think Mrs B might turn out to be some sort of immortal? Frank has said that the name “Agent 22” has some significance, so maybe that’s how old she is physically. Not sure why she’d put on the old lady disguise, but I think it’s something to do with her having to go into hiding, I don’t think she needs glasses either, since every other character with glasses has had lenses, except Beakley.

Headcannon B: What I think is fucking hilarious

I like to think that when she’s doing her work she’s great at talking to people, she has an objective, so she knows what she’s doing. But when she’s off duty and just making small talk she’s awful. She’s just as bad as Webby

Headcannon C: What is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends

Beakley has PTSD from her time as a soy, but does her best to internalise it. But sometimes she’ll hear a loud bang and she’ll get flashbacks. Thunder storms are also an issue, after the family found out they decide to spend Thurber storms together in the living room with a movie to block out the noise. Though once they put on a movie that had war in it which was slightly counter productive

Headcannon D: What would never work with cannon but the cannon is shit so I believe it anyway

Beakley is secretly a cat person. She likes how clean they are, and she’s the type of person to talk about them like they’re people, and give them human names like “James”.