Wait What's The Flying Pizza Slice??? Am I Insane??? - Tumblr Posts

some other silly sky things that sound fake based on the fact that its marketed as Heartwarming Social Flying Game:

giant evil crabs will try to murder you if you yell at them

if you want to look cool you have to die repeatedly

every now and then the Death Mountain explodes and cleaning up the explosion gives you currency (alternative to dying)

it's also post-apocalyptic (courtesy of death mountain)

you can visit the international space station by teleporting via TV

you can summon a giant krill from a toilet

you can dance on top of a flying pizza slice

a prophet who was involved in the prince's journey to becoming king one day descends upon the world to give you pants and spin frantically