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8 months ago

The unbreakable team of Legend of Fei! Well minus Yin Pei though, he's a bitch (adorable).

The eight core teen characters from Legend of Fei, each with a silly name written on their picture and three bullet points beneath. They are:

Zhou Fei/angry girl
do you need your ass kicked
because she will do it
haunted by the legacy of her fuckable grandpa

Xie Yu/wife guy
by which I mean he is both a guy and a wife
no one has ever been more guy and more wife
gremlin

Li Yan/you're the worst
will annoy you into submission
just like she does her two boyfriends
actually the best

Yang Jin/sword himbo
strong like bull
dumb like ox
hitch to plow when horse dies

Li Sheng/Sokka
the Zeppo
every party needs one
hairstyle lets the other jianghu warriors know he’s fun and perky

Wu Chuchu/powerpuff
steel femme
easily the most competent person here
lesbian but willing to make an exception

Yin Pei/daddy issues
baby dragon
kind of going through it right now
needs a hug and maybe some ketamine

Ying Hecong/poison control
absolutely on the spectrum
whatever he gives you, don’t drink it
snake friend

Someday I'm going to write a thirty-page treatise about what constitutes a wife in priest's stories, but in the meantime, enjoy my jokes about the main teen octet from Legend of Fei.


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