We're A Mess - Tumblr Posts

My favorite thing about the gideon the ninth/tlt fandom is the way everyone talks about the characters.

In every other fandom it's like "ugh, my perfect child. They are so cute and wonderful and I will always protect them."

But in tlt, it's like "oh no, my sopping wet bundle of overused pipe cleaners is in psychosis again. She's sweating blood and hasn't slept in 4 days. And look, over there, it's my traumatized butch lesbian corpse with literal god-tier daddy issues once again fumbling the bag with a beautiful woman. She's a complete gay disaster. They both have never and maybe will never know peace. They desperately need therapy. Shipping them is like standing in the middle of an active nuclear explosion with your mouth open and arms spread. Yes, they are my comfort characters."

Featuring guest appearances by: "There's the gangly pale evil one. Whenever she's present on the page my skin feels too tight on my bones in a really unpleasant way. She's my favorite, and I think she's eating someone's earlobe right now."

I love it I hope we never change.

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

my friend: how does the US gov function?

me: it functions?????