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Veal ?
An egg is the most common and acceptable form of child to eat
Chipp appreciation post. Such a precious president. Protect the bb
If ghosts existed they would constantly have to chase Earth as they wouldn’t be affected by gravity
Your pet may have a accent
If “Harry” is a nickname for Harold, and “Gerry” is a nickname for Gerald, then “Barry” must be a nickname for Barold
Scooby doo is a great Dane. In the shows, we see shaggy, velma, daphne, and fred all run at the same pace as scooby. Great Danes run at a speed of 30 mph. The mystery gang have thighs of steel.
When you exercise, you are purposefully damaging your muscles so they will rebuild themselves stronger.
Not giving a shit about NPCs in videogames must be what it’s like to be a sociopath in real life
Humans tend to do the most atrocious acts when they believe they are doing the right thing.
Professional sports is very niche manual labour.
No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans
Sex Dolls are alive in Toy Story.
At least one kid was honest enough to press No when prompted the question Are you over 18
You are technically the only person who heard everything you ever said
There are likely thousands or millions of brilliant people that are filled to the brim with potential… but due to where they live or how much money their family has, they will never get their chance.
Jeans is the ultimate piece of clothing