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Smash or Pass: OC edition

@garthcelyn tagged me in this a few days ago and I have the perfect character to throw at y'all. I'm going to tag @thetruearchmagos @rainbow-colored-writer @anyablackwood @sunset-a-story @heartofnovel and whoever else wants to play!

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc)

The one, the only, Darcey Olson!

uses he/him pronouns (cismale) and usually presents pretty masculine

Gay, but has been known to be flexible in the past with his partners

former Navy, didn't last long because he couldn't follow instructions

Very sweet and quiet nowadays, but has a past history of being an utter asshole and causing murder

Youngest sibling

natural ginger (ew) (a/n I am a natural ginger)

Decides not to wear his hearing aid (only on one side) 75% of the time so you may have to repeat yourself 2-3 times

Big man, soft and good for cuddles

Loves cooking; you will be eating good

Has a pet snake who he treats better and babies more than he would his own hypothetical child

Mommy and daddy issues

Slight obsession with explosives and sometimes designs bombs in his free time

Also a slight obsession with architecture

do you see why this might be a problem.