What If I Killed You - Tumblr Posts

buttmonke

10 months ago

if you’ve ever said that being kicked in the balls is worse than period cramps I will give you manual testicular contortion in a matter of seconds because I swear to god I’m going to smash my head into glass and rip off someone’s nipples

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God fucking help me period cramps pain scale what if I killed you what if I killed myself What if I fucking murdered a child oh my god I can’t even think everything hurts I want to die

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stalebagels

1 year ago

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me staring all of the companies who didn't pick up the show in the eye; what if I killed you there's still a chance it could work out but the last time anything was said about it was september 😩 if we had both craig and jon in 2024 could you IMAGINE i choose to hold onto my delusions foaming at the mouth Craig Ferguson the late late show joy with craig ferguson channel surf with Craig Ferguson late night meme video if you saw this before i changed the vid no you didn't

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