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I’m pretty stoned and this is a list of Pedro characters I delusionally think I could pull if the circumstances were right; please hold all questions until the end of the presentation.

36 year old Joel Miller- I’m thinking meet cute in a coffee shop or our kids are on the same soccer team.

Frankie Morales- friends to lovers or random meeting at a bar.

Dieter Bravo- seems like a chill dude, think we could vibe and he doesn’t seem snobby. Met through mutual friends.

Marcus Moreno- never seen this movie but he seems wholesome and doesn’t think he needs like a supermodel. On the PTA together (hot)

Ezra- not his best look tbh (still fine, just not 46 y/o Joel), so I think we’d be pretty solid 7/10s together. Idk where you meet a man like that.

Pre-beard Marcus Pike- in a work setting we just fall in love talking about printer cartridges you know.

Eddie- he’s a cutie pie, I’m a cutie pie. Meet in college like Buffy.

Clint- might be down for a girl with daddy issues. Probably met buying smokes at the convenience store.

In conclusion, get it girl.