Why Is He So Boyfailure Charisma - Tumblr Posts

Cringe below cut (pensive emoji)

Eden is so so so silly to me because she is very monsterfucker.

Like one of the hypothetical plot points is her beauty-and-the-beast’ing the f/o and straight up NOT recognizing him because shes not at home when that happens. She gets home, is like “wait a second, who are you?” But thats also because he became 4 feet less tall

Me and roommate realized that probably all of the people in the nest know about the illegal monster in eden’s apartment but they all begrudgingly allow it because, well, who are they to tell the singular childcare worker in the nest how to live her life.

Eden also “water that has been boiled LOOK AT ME water that has been boiled and since cooled down” the f/o because hes a little mentally unwell

Also the f/o’s contact in her phone is §k so like.