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thinking about having a crush on both wade and logan but never pursuing either because they're obviously in love. one day you make a offhand comment about their relationship and they look at you like you've grown two heads.

so then you have to play matchmaker for them at your own expense because you want them to be happy and obviously they have been dating for months without realizing it.(their affection shows most in little domestic moments they don't even think about.)

you start bringing them out on "dates" where you think you're just third wheeling, since they are still working out their official relationship logan as always is extremely emotionally constipated and they feel most comfortable with you around. platonically. of course.

sure, sometimes they'd add you to the cuddle pile while watching movies, or reach for you protectively when you're walking together at night.

once, when you were all drunk even though they can only get drunk very briefly they even kiss you. you tell yourself they won't remember. they are completely sober by time they stop making out with you. horrified that you will ruin their budding relationship, you don't bring it up again.

a month after their first official date, you are extremely confused when wade gets both logan and you the same corny gift- a little stuffed bear holding a heart.

"for my pookies!" he beams at you both from across the table.

logan just smiles, rolling his eyes just a little, and you realized that his hand is resting on your thigh in a casual gesture of affection. your heart skips a beat.

you realize you are no better than these two idiots. after they finish making fun of you for not realizing they are obviously your boyfriends, your heart feels lighter than it has in months. the next morning, you wake up naked between them in a tangled mess of limbs. home.

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