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I love this series so much ughhh ❤️❤️ I had to resist laughing at 2 am so many times you don't even understand
now playing: about now
"I prayed for the time to be by our side Today the clock is ticking slowly Or is it my heart that is feeling rushed? I want to see your beautiful face" — about now (day6)
pairing: jihoon x f!reader, + svt side pairings
genre: social media!au, humour, fluff
warning: a LOT of swearing, mentions of sex and alcohol consumption (this is all legal i promise), lame jokes ig ??
started: 210716
ended: 210815
summary: a global pandemic paired with months of lockdown; you're pretty sure you're going stir-crazy. when you come across a viral chat-app, you don't even hesitate to join it. thus begin the chaos of meeting 14 random strangers and how they become a bigger part of your life than you thought they would.
alt: an au where you join an app that puts you into a groupchat of 15 people from different parts of the world
a/n: i made this last year during my first lockdown and kept writing here and there just to cheer myself up a bit and it snowballed into,,,whatever this is🗿 so just a heads up: there's bare minimum plot, it's just pure clownery and some fluff !!
extra a/n: in light of,, recent(ish) events, although i do ult day6 (hence the title based on their song), i no longer support jae. so! that's that idk i just felt like i had to put this here lol
*:・ﾟprofiles:
pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3 | bonus
*:・ﾟchapters:
one — intro | pt.2
two — hello you r uber cute
three — NEXT TOPIC
four — there is a disturbance in the universe
five — gyu you're on timeout
six — keep margaret out of your whore mouth
seven — cant wait to see the loml
eight — my sole purpose in life is to create as much discourse as i can
extra !! i only love girls and kim seokjin
nine — things are getting spicy in wafflesville
ten — i see you're still emoting through memes
eleven — false not true stop speaking LIES
twelve — that sounds oddly specific did you have a lot of experience with that
thirteen — i think we R soulmates✨
fourteen — no wonder [redacted] [redacted] him
fifteen — Break In his place in my honour
sixteen — stop plugging your channel smh
seventeen — why would i willingly associate myself with a weeb in public
eighteen — WAIT UR STILL IN DENIAL???
nineteen — [head in hands] why did i say that
twenty — he's doing this on PURPOSE
twenty one — the two outside perspectives
twenty two — come round and round back to me
twenty three — stop being cryptic im going to Lose my marbles
twenty four; part one — we'll be the head of your fanclub
twenty four; part two — i will Stew the Thoughts™
twenty five — today’s mood🤨😔👎💔
twenty six; part one — lets get CRUNKED tonight
twenty six; part two — shoujo animes ?? 😧😧
twenty seven — ready to love (written)
twenty eight; part one — motorboating rights
twenty eight; part two — you half plastic piece of SHIT
twenty nine — what a way to end the century🥴
thirty — cheers to forever baby🥰❣️
*:・ﾟextras
epilogue: pt.1 | pt.2 (written) | pt.3 (written + bonus)
JIHOON BF TEXTS!
⌗ genre. smau, crack, and fluff. ⌗ warnings. reader is female, mentions of death (jokes), nicknames for jihoon, soonyoungs mentioned once.
WOOZI TEXTS!
⌗ genre. smau, crack, and fluff. ⌗ warnings. yoongi is mentioned, and changbin.
YEARNING | Lee Jihoon (Masterlist)
synopsis: for yn it was love at first sight, but for jihoon it was annoyed at first sight.. oops?
genre: sunshine x grumpy!au, fluff, humor + angst
pairing: jihoon x gn!reader
status: completed.
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profiles.
y/n + friends | pretty boys
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photo gallery.
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photograph 1 : fallen in love
photograph 2 : do i know you
photograph 3 : infiltrating
photograph 4 : soulmate
photograph 5 : agreement
photograph 6 : moment
photograph 7 : rice
photograph 8 : kdrama (written)
photograph 9 : flirting
photograph 10 : homeless
photograph 11 : oh
photograph 12 : pretty
photograph 13 : i think not
photograph 14 : crush
photograph 15 : friends (written)
photograph 16 : in laws
photograph 17 : ditched
photograph 18 : sleepover
photograph 19 : your dummy
photograph 20 : lovey dovey
photograph 21 : just us
photograph 22 : by my side (written)
photograph 23 : feeling
photograph 24 : runaway
photograph 25 : explain
photograph 26 : tonight
photograph 27 : nothing
photograph 28 : yours
photograph 29 : i promise (written)
photograph 30 : lucky
photograph 31 : #ynhoon_qna
photograph 32 : i love you
── ## timeskip | 5 years later
photograph 33 : rumors
photograph 34 : i do
photograph 35 : together
END.
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「CLICK ! 」
( - bonus series for YEARNING ! )
## 001 : ynhoon matching icons ?!
## 002 : yn gives jihoon a bracelet... simp?
## 003 : jihoon's playlist for yn
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EXTRA.
series taglist | my masterlist
# 📽 : trailer !
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started: 220503
ended: 220906
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brought to you by @jihoonotes ☆
Woozi Boyfriend Texts (mostly crack, suggestive)
(been wanting to make something smau for long time but I am so bad it lol but I managed to make some bf texts cuz I love this genre)
