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I've sat with my thoughts on this for a week now and all I have to say is... I forgive you. I know it was a lot to spring my Ryan Reynoldsness on you so suddenly and I know that we're all dealing with my new identity in our own ways. I shouldn't hold it against you that you're having trouble accepting your marriage to the guy that was in that one really bad Green Lantern movie. But Joy, my bestie in tax benefits, we can't let this come between our marriage. I can't keep sleeping on the couch, wishing I could see the kids (the OCs) one more time. I don't want to fight you in court. I don't want the divorce. Please, if you could find it in your heart to accept me for who I am, I'll do my best to be the award winning actor and film producer I know you deserve. From here on out, we're making Deadpool and Wolverine numbers at the box office. No more Green Lantern, no more X-Men Origins. Just the Mint Mobile Empire and cult classics from now on with my favorite wifesband by my side. What do you say?

💋 Love, Ryan

Hello Ryan,

I apologize for my earlier outbursts. I was terribly bigoted and have since changed my ways. I would love to continue being your wifesband and raising our kids together.

In fact, I have a confession to make. As I asked myself why your coming out upset me so much, I finally realized that I too was hiding a part of myself. After much thought, I am coming out again…

As Keanu Reeves.

I hope you can accept me.

Love,

Keanu

..This is why, people.

Wtf is this ad? This is why everyone's like 'oh, the LGBTQ+ is coming for your kids' and all that! Polyamory is not a decision that you make by weighing pros and cons! If you're polyamorous, you're polyamorous! If you're not, then you're not! This is why the LGBTQ+ community gets so much hate (besides some homophobic conservatives and karens).