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Conversations overheard at my great-grandma's 100th birthday party

G = Great-grandma N = uncle Nigel L = uncle Lance R = Random distant family member I don't know

N- "What is the greatest memory that you can remember right now?"

G- *thinking* ".... Meeting you."

R- *joking* "You going to last another hundred?"

G- "Yes, another hundred minutes."

L- "What's the secret to living a long life?"

G- "Sex, drugs and rock and roll."

I'm not even fucking joking, she's 100 and this is ligit what she said today. She's fucking hilarious.