Wulbren Bongle - Tumblr Posts
I would sell my soul, fight my way through the hells and back armed with nothing but a toothpick and my pure, unfiltered rage, just to punch that little fucker in the face.
wulbren bongle is my mortal enemy.
just a little guy and the man i want to suffocate in his sleep
barcus wroot + wulbren bongle
i am constantly failing to keep this blog aesthetic, romantic and pretty because of the urge to repost this shit /pos
i could deliver an entire lecture on this lmao
Barcus should be a full companion.
Baldur's Gate 3 is really cool and i like it but why do we get like 5 recruitable variations of elf and not ONE short race? Dwarves gnomes and halflings are right there guys! Barcus could be the perfect answer for a buncha reasons.
First, you can recruit him early on. He's right there in the blighted village closer than Karlach is, so it isn't like you'll get him super late. Even have a funny opportunity to totally blow it by hitting the wrong lever (like how you can fuck up saving Gale). As for his class he's admittedly not good at fighting but he makes his own explosives so maybe he could be a good skill monkey type character OR be an artificer if they add that class.
Second, he's got hits of story in all three acts that would work perfect with him there. He's arguably got more potential story beats than Karlach. Act 1 save him and rescue the others from Grymforge. Act 2 find Wulbren in Moonrise, meet the Ironhands at Last Light. Act 3 decide how to deal with the Ironhands and the Gondians. Plenty of good and bad choices.
Third, even though he's clearly got Bongle bussy on his mind, Wulbren does not feel the same. Imagine a romance where you help Barcus out and then at the end he's like why was i chasing this asshole around when YOU were right here the whole time! It sound so dumb but it'd be cute as fuck.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
fuck wulbren bongle
leave him as a pile of viscera and carrion on the floor :)
Barcus: …And that’s what happened
Tav: Well, I never met him
Tav: But me and my friends would've killed Wulbren Bongle with hammers I can tell you that much
All over the place w this one
wulbren bongle, know you only live because barcus stays my hand. know that if i were to have my way, your body would be left on the steps of moonrise towers
no other video game would have you mediate the extremely toxic breakup between two gay men unironically called barcus and bongle