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First Word

• Oboro Yamada, one year old. Haven't yet  say a word.

• Totally normal, nothing wrong with your baby taking his sweet time to start talking.

• And yet both of you are concern about his lack of words.

• Specially since this is Present Mic's firstborn we are talking about.

• You two really thought your child would be a chatterbox the moment he realize he could actually say words

• Not that he isn't a chatterbox, he has a lot of baby noises to go by.

• Everyone is waiting for Oboro's first Word to drop.

• There are some bets about what would it be.

• Mom and Dad being the most common.

• So your concern is now turned into a competition.

• "Oboro! Can you say daddy? Say daddy!"

• "Boro! Honey! Say mommy! Mo-mmy"

• Everyday you chant in front of your child to make him say either daddy or mommy.

• Oboro just stare at you guys, clapping his tiny hands and making the most adorable baby noises as if you all are playing a game!

• After some time of doing this without any result, you ultimately stop trying to snatch Oboro's first Word.

• Hizashi takes Oboro to UA regularly.

• So baby is used to all his father's noises, catch phrases and all.

• Nobody pays much attention to this.

• Not until one day, Hizashi bring Oboro to work as usual.

• It's lunchtime and Hizashi is getting ready to fed his child.

• "Aren't you excited little listener? Are you ready for some yummy food? Yeah? Yeah?? Is my baby boy ready for some food?"

• Oboro laughs and bangs his tiny fist on the table as he excitedly goes without hesitation: "YEAH"

• Hizashi actually drops the food.

• He is in shock.

• Aizawa who was just passing by and had the privilege of witness this goes: "Y/N is gonna kill you"

• Hizashi isn't even listening anymore more engrossed with his little baby boy.

• He grabs Oboro and holds him high a wide smile on his face.

• "DID YOU JUST SPEAK? DID MY SWEET LIL MAN JUST SPEAK?? SAY IT AGAIN BORO!"

• Little Oboro Yamada just giggles spurting another high pitch: YEAH!

• Soon enough the whole cafeteria is full of both father and son going: YEAH.

• He is so proud, he spends the rest of the day shoving his adorable infant son into his coworkers face and make him say the word!

• He calls you to show you and while you are also proud you are also in disbelief.

• "Hizashi Yamada how could you!"

• "What!?"

• "How could you influence your own son to say that!"

• "Is a good first Word!"

• "Dad is a good word! Mom is a good word! YEAH IS NOT A GOOD WORD!"

• "IS THE COOLEST ONE" 

• You have to come to terms with the fact that your toddler's first word is YEAH.

• It bites Hizashi on the ass when you use Oboro against him.

• "Boro, do you think daddy is being dumb right now?"

• "YEAH!"

• Oboro eventually says daddy.