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Quick idea from one of my friends:

Vampire yandere with a complete Opposite Reader. Like Reader just standing in the Kitchen cooking their favorite garlic bread, while Vampire yan is dying but hey nobody said stalking is easy

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Reader :Jakob, lets go to the beach you really need a tan

Jakob, sweating bullets : yeah … but did you know im allergic to sunlight?

Reader : No way, that makes so much sense… is that why you have fangs?

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Reader : Jakob you can be honest. I know why you only eat red meat that’s still raw with blood everywhere…

Jakob : oh I … I understand

Reader : Your autistic

Jakob : …Are you Crazy or dumb Loca ?!?!?

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A vampire named Jakob calling you loca … see what I did there ?