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Some More Rick Sanchez Head Canons!!!

-His knuckles are fucked, they’re strong as hell but they click when he balls his fist, and he’s lost feeling in them

-Drools in his sleep

-His favorite candy is gummy bears or some sort of chewy or sticky candy

-His teeth are horrible, he hasn’t been to the dentist since he was seven because he refuses to let people put their hands in his mouth

-Also he grinds his teeth when he’s focused or stressed which fucks them up more and hurts his jaw

-Talks to himself

-If the room gets to quiet he’ll say the most random shit just to annoy everyone (AIDS!, Grassss tastes bad)

-Cold 24/7 and he’d do that annoying thing where he puts his hands on the back of someone’s neck to show them how cold they are

-Hates history as a subject. He thinks memorizing dates and dead people is useless

-His handwriting is completely illegible, the only one that can somewhat make it out is Morty

-When the family is watching a movie he’ll look up the ending and spoil it for everyone