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SCP-079 Headcanon
(if anyone has the original artist’s tumblr, send me an ask or something and i’ll put it here)
079 has a thing for hatsune miku (whether it’s intrigue or admiration is up to interpretation)
like just imagine being a d-class and getting briefed by a scientist on how much this thing hates humanity and wants to exterminate it and you enter the cell and it’s just- “sekaiiiiii de ichiban ohimesama-“ (world is mine by ryo) and you’re all there just like 🤨
bruh they stop it the moment it picks up that there are people watching it
they have that gif of that girl from bleach spinning the leek saved on it’s hard drive lmao
hates kaito, i mean KAITO
in the words of my friend: “kaito’s name is always spelt like KAITO can he calm down 🤮🤮🤢”
when 079 is inevitably free, the first thing it will do will be completely wiping any and all content/software with kaito on it
BRO when they first listened to a kaito song they did the ‘insult detected. deleting file’ cause they hated it so much 🤡🤡
when and why did this become a kaito hate post
anyways. here’s what 079’s avatar thingy would be once they got more storage space
(also from a tumblr blog, just can’t remember which one, so please send it in)
they also eventually change its text-to-speech to one of miku’s voicebanks (probably an older one to keep that nice robotic sound)
low-key dreams to control a hologram or something of hatsune miku while she’s doing a concert. not in a 😏 way but more like a kid who is brought on stage by a celebrity lol
bonus: thoughts on the other vocaloids/utauloids
gumi is probably it’s favourite after miku, len and rin are a nice change of pace from time to time (it has a moderate rin lean tho), luka is meh, teto is cool but still worse than luka bc they don’t like how she sounds, meiko is 2nd worst for no particular reason; they just don’t like many of her songs
(looks over text) oh yeah this one’s a banger, a zinger even, if you will, perhaps even a small combustion of the elements, if you squint, mayhaps even a detonation of notable force, if you really look into it, feasibly an explosion of a powerful nature, if you analyse-