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did i just read you don’t like mangoes ?? ohhh nonono bitch i will not tolerate this slander

except this kind of mango:

It's been brought to my attention that mangoes in fact do not, eat you back. I confused them w pineapples and I remembered JUST HOW MUCH. I HATE MANGOES

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE THE FRUIT VERSION OF PRESENT MIC: THEY LOOK KINDA COOL AND KINDA YOUR AVERAGE FRUIT BUT YOU TAKE A BITE AND THEY MAKE YOU MAKE THIS FACE 😐😳🤢 AND LEAVE THE WORST AFTERTASTE