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Exactly how drunk was Yuuri?

AT LEAST SIXTEEN GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE 

THAT

IS A FUCK TON OF CHAMPAGNE 

The average bottle of champagne has about 7 glasses worth in it, which means that our boy Yuuri drank at least two full 750 ml bottles of champagne (x). Assuming he drank at least 1500 ml of champagne (12.2% alcohol volume), also assuming he is around 150 lbs, and that he was drinking for about 4 hours, his blood alcohol content percentage would come out to be .25%. (x)

.25%

If you don’t know what this number means, this zone of blood alcohol content is described:

“Drinkers are disoriented, confused, dizzy, and have exaggerated emotional states. Vision is disturbed, as is perception of color, form, motion, and dimensions.Drinkers have increased pain threshold and lack of muscular coordination. Drinkers stagger or lose the ability to walk and have slurred speech. Apathy and lethargy are typical.” (x)

And this is for the .18-.25% zone, which means I’m being conservative with my assumptions about his alcohol intake. Which means he should’ve been at least at the level of drunk stated above. 

So the real question is:

How in the hell was he able to not only participate but likely win two dance-offs in that kind of state?

TL:DR yuuri is a motherfucking monster

cinnamon rolls!!! on ice

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Phichit

Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Otabek

Looks like the could kill you, might actually kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll: Yurio

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a sinnamon roll: Yuuri

Looks like a sinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Viktor

Looks like a sinnamon roll, is actually a sinnamon roll: Christophe

Looks like a sinnamon roll, is actually just trash: JJ

I just want to take a moment to appreciate the way Victor carefully approaches this whole thing:  

He watches Yuuri and takes pictures from the background, then at some point he starts dancing, not with Yuuri, but on the same dance floor as him, and then he starts dancing alongside him, then with him, then Yuri is full blown LEADING Victor in dramatic, goofy, smiling, sensual ballroom tango or something.

Then, after showing Victor the time of his life,

Yuuri you have no IDEA the ride you took this poor man on