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aro loves parties

absolutely adores them, really

so he'd probably be up for celebrating a bunch if birthdays and any holiday created

any muslim volturi? he's going to throw those parties and make them feel loved

jewish volturi? guess who's planning thisb year's bar mitzvah and hanukkah

it literally does not matter, anytime someone joins who celebrates something they haven't, aro makes it his life mission to learn and accurately plan those parties

and they're always so elegant and grand, he puts a lot of hardwork on those; there's a whole table full of human and animal meat, wine glasses and golden chalices full of blood, a whole ass chandelier that was polished an hour before

aro even gives the volturi specific roles

"jane, go set the table."

"marcus, you cannot hide in your room, we have a party to throw!"

"alec, demetri, and felix, go collect the meal."

the volturi only plan parties, they literally do nothing else, but it never gets boring because there's always a new theme or thing going on

he invites literally anyone who's ever been part of the volturi and is still on good terms with, so while not everyone always shows us every year, best believe he's making caius bitterly send those out anyways

carlisle made the mistake of having the cullens go one year, regretting it as soon as alice and aro started talking

i need volturi backstories and i need them now! do they have lavish christmas balls in the castle each year??? give me more afton content! tell me your secrets please!