You Know Who's Cooler Than The Mafia Boss Though? - Tumblr Posts

yk what i want? i want to be best fucking friends with a mafia boss. i want platonic forehead kisses and hugs, i want friendly banter, i want them to threaten my ex. i want them to visit me while i’m working at a coffee shop and flirt with the owner. We would attend each other’s Sunday family dinners. i want to go shopping with their spouse, and i want to babysit their kids and teach them memes.