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this picture of chris hemsworth is changing me ..why does he look like a lesbian rugby player that you never quite dated but would always bend over backwards to impress & who’s now in a poetics program at Duke and asks to crash on your couch for a few days “because she’s just so sick of departmental politics at this straight white male institution” but later you find out she was put on academic probation for failing a drug test that she needed to take to keep her job at the campus library & she eats all your marinated tofu & leaves a week later