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when mentally ill gay people turn 18 they have to choose one of these to base their entire personality on

love loses ! 😊

Omg what would Roman be like on Bad Succession

ohhh boy..

overall i think it would be very inconsistent how taken seriously he is. He’d confess that humour is a coping mechanism, w/ a flashback depicting how it all started in childhood when he invented entertaining stories about where his bruises came from, or smth similarly on the nose. But despite this, in most episodes, he’d be reduced to a comic relief character. (The show would NOT be self-aware about this.) His purpose would be to inject fun into the bland dynamic of the Brooding Male Protagonist (ken) and the No Nonsense Girlboss (shiv). But his dialogue would be declawed. No incest jokes. He’d have, like, marvel movie one-liners and flirt with attractive age appropriate peers.

Literally all nuance and ambiguity would be removed from his sexuality. It would be a cut-and-dry internalized homophobia thing. He wouldn’t understand his discomfort with heterosexual sex until, during management training, he would be free to spread his wings away from his Evil Dad and explore his attraction to men. He’d have a secret relationship with Brian, and Normal Gay Sex would ✨fix him✨. He’d realize Love Is Love and there’s nothing wrong with him !!! :)

At one point in season 3, to appeal to his father, he would softly say the price of milk, and Logan would pause, and with growing confidence Roman would list the prices of various other grocery items, and because of Roman’s newfound humility, Logan would feel connected to his son and they would bond. Gerri would exclusively be a caring mentor figure, and Roman would explain that she’s like the mother he never had. Roman would have a one-season arc where Mencken (who he’d have NO sexual tension with btw) indoctrinates him down the alt-right pipeline (that’s how it would be framed lmao), but Shiv would manage to deradicalize him, like “Roman, look at me, this isn’t you”, and they’d save the election with the power of love. There’d be like a million flashbacks to his child self behind the bars of the dog cage.

Desire, I wanna turn into you