I Just Remembered One Time In Like Sixth Or Seventh Grade (we Had The Same Teachers And Class Both Years

I just remembered one time in like sixth or seventh grade (we had the same teachers and class both years so hard to remember which) somehow we got into a debate of “who is better, boys or girls?” and instead of stepping in to stop it our teacher formalized it and egged us on by providing thoughtful prompts and counters to each side and by the end each group had built a barricade of desks on either side of the classroom and we were throwing balls of paper at each other and screaming about personal hygiene while our teacher just watched and enjoyed a Baby Ruth candy bar.

(eustace learning about the pevensies' past narnia adventures)

eustace: wait so if peter was a sophomore back then how old was he

eustace, to edmund: how old were you?

eustace:

eustace: how old are you now?

edmund: not as young as we once were but not as old as you might think

eustace: okay that was frustratingly vague

eustace, to lucy: how old are you?

lucy: i'm seventeen

eustace: see? that's an answer. that's how we answer people

lucy: well seventeen in how you would measure in years

eustace: alright i'm just gonna drop it

Me literally scrolling through that tag like “what nonsense is going on rn”

me scrolling through that one destiel meme like an old man turns over the pages to a newspaper on a Sunday morning, on a rocking chair on his porch with a black coffee and a cigarette

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust