Fun Fact: The Professor Is Asexual

fun fact: the professor is asexual

why you ask? because i said so and it’s pride month 🤭

YES YOU'RE SO RIGHT AS A FELLOW ACE WATCHERINA I SECOND THIS

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

Stare out the window not like a commoner but like the protagonist of a movie who isn’t satisfied with their life right before the adventure begins

what am I supposed to do on this seven minute bus ride with ao3 down? just stare out of the window like some commoner!?

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

Do NOT separate them

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"