2tcs - 2TiredCantSleep

Batman Twitter AU Masterpost

Warning: first couple aren’t the best but they get better/funnier as I get used to doing it

part-one The start

part-two Tim left alone

part-three bully Jason

part-four Duke makes new pfps

part-five Bruce and Oliver did WHAT

part-six beach and heroes

part-seven FMK gone wrong

part-eight movies and kidnappings

part-nine Father’s Day/bully duck

part-ten Bruce/Insert your fav

part-eleven DAMIAN

part-twelve Jason is a Swiftie

part-thirteen girl math with Steph

part-fourteen Damian love Jon

part-fifteen Let Duke be crazy 2k24 and Bruce kidnapped

part-sixteen Bully Bruce - again

part-seventeen Joker gets his shit rocked

part-eighteen So much idk what to focus on

And here's one more before I crash.

"So if I kill it I got to eat it right?" Danny asks Gotham for the umpteenth time.

"Yess little princess. If you kill the clown you must eat his soul. Lest he rise again or becomess a ghost." Gotham said in a voice filled with whispers and screams.

"But I don't wanna! He probably tastes funny." Danny wined as he looked back over the city from his vantage point. Tracking the aforementioned clown's movements and he raged through Gotham's steets

"If you wish to win over Red Hood it would be to take out the joker."

"CPR! CPR! I was not kissing him please drop this all right it's been months."

This popped into my head at like 02:49 and I didn't want to start my PC back up or lose it in my notes so I'm putting it here. No clue if I'll write more but if anyone wants they can add their own tidbits. It's not edited and was typed out on my cell so sorry for any errors.

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“So what's a kid like you doing in a place like this?” Red hood asks as he walked across the rooftop that Danny was laying on.

“Trying to see the stars.”

“This is Gotham, kid. You're in the wrong city if you want to go stargazing.”

Sighing Danny sits up and wraps his arms around his legs. Gotham indeed. If not for Lady Gotham and Clockwork he would be… Nope… No. Back in the box. We're not thinking about the thing we're not thinking about. ‘It's okay to feel. Okay to grieve.’ Shut up.

“I miss them.” Danny mumbled into the silence.

“The stars?”

“...Ya.”

“... I don't know about you kid but I'm starving. Ya want some Bat burger?” Red Hood asked as he reached out a hand to help Danny up. As if Danny had already agreed.

“Shouldn't take food from strangers.” Danny said as he stood up.

“Good advice. You going to take it?”

“You’re paying and I'm there when you order.”

“Deal.”

Giggling

One of the things I found buried in my drive.

I noticed that we humans tend to start giggling uncontrollably over some of the silliest things no matter how old we are. So, it got me to wonder what would happen if an alien came across a group of humans having a giggle fit.

As xe was walking down the main passageway of the ship when xe heard a series of chirping noises coming from one of the lab rooms.

Feeling mild concern xe opened the door and peeked into the room to see five of the humans sitting at a table just staring at each other before emitting strange chirping noises before calming themselves only to begin chirping once more the moment they regained their breath.

“Human-Dan?” Xe asked cautiously walking up to the small human pack during a lull in the chirping.

“Ya Elihu?” Human-Dan said looking up while trembling before beginning to chirp again with the other humans joining in.

“Are you and the other humans okay? Xe has never seen or heard humans act this way.” Xe said eyeing the humans as xe’s dorsal scales bristled in discomfort.

“Ya. We’re fine.” Human-Jane said before beginning to chirp again.

“Then what is this strange chirping noise you are making and why can you not seem to stop.” Xe asked stepping back when xe’s question caused humans to begin chirping uncontrollably again.

“Sorry, sorry. We’re just giggling.” Human-Dan explained.

“It’s something we humans do. Kind of like laughing but quieter.” Human-Jane said.

“What has caused you to start this… giggling? And why can’t you stop?” Xe asked before the humans began to tremble again.

“BECAUSE!!!” Human-Dan shouted pointing at a picture of a blue-footed bird on the human’s tablet before the humans began to make the chirping noise again.

“IT’S A BOOBY!!!” One of the other humans shrieked which turned the chirping noises the humans were making into the barking noise the humans call laughter.

Xe swiftly left the room after that towards the medical bay to report this frightening new noise to the medic. The range of noises humans can make sometimes for no apparent reason is both amazing and terrifying.

Hisss. Yes.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.