DPxDC Prompt (?)

DPxDC prompt (?)

Okay I'm thinking Danny, with a de-aged Dan and Ellie, move to Gotham while being hunted by the GIW. What's the first thing he does after securing a place to stay? Why, contact the local revenant of course. This is kinda how I see it going.

“Ay boss, is someun er ta see ya.” Bob said while peeking through the open office door. Everyone knows that when Red Hood has his door open it was okay to pop in. No one has made the mistake of interrupting the Hood when the doors closed a second time.

“Who is it?” Jason asked, not even looking up from his papers.

“Says he goes by ‘Danny’.” Bob said while stepping fully into office.

“Who the fuck is Danny? Don't think I know anyone by that name. What's he look like?” Jason asked, signing off on something before putting it aside.

“Not sommun from round er. Skinny fella. He’s one a them twinks is wha I think they called em. He’s Wayne bait. Thas fo cerain.” Bob saids with a shrug.

With a sigh Jason stands up and moves the rest of his papers into one of his desk’s drawers.

“Fine. Let him in. Probably Replacement with that description.” Jason says. Grumbling the last part.

A few minutes later a young man. Maybe a year younger than Jason walked in. Wayne bait was definitely an understatement. Like I had all the physical characteristics and was marking the exits.

“So Danny, what can the great Red Hood do for you?” Jason asked while spreading his arms wide.

“Me and my kids need to lay low. Crime Alley seemed like the best place for that.” Danny said before shifting his eyes to look a little to the right of Jason's helmeted head.

“A lot of people come here when they have nowhere else to go. But few come talk to me about it.” Jason said while leaning back in his chair.

Danny looked back at Jason with a considering look before sighing and pulling out a flash drive from one of his pockets.

“Look. The only reason why I'm approaching you is because this might affect some of the people in Gotham. And now that I've gotten a good look at you I guarantee it will affect you specifically if the people who are after me come here. It wouldn't sit right with me if I didn't give you some sort of heads up.” He said while placing the USB on the desk and stepping back.

“What's on it?” Jason asked nodding towards the USB.

“Laws that make it legal for people like us to be captured, experimented on, and ended. If you want to know more you just have to plug in the USB and read through the files.” Danny said. “As for me I just want to keep my kids safe. Do you have any questions for me while I'm here or am I good to go?”

“Yeah. What made you decide that here was the best place to lay low?”

“What better place to hide than one of the most cursed cities in America?” Danny said before offering a half hearted salute and walking out of the office.

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

Hay, does anyone know when Tucker Foley's birthday is? I tried googling it but can't find it. I found Danny's ( February 12, 1989) and Sam's (April 23, 1990) but all I'm getting for Tucker is that he was born in 1991. Any help?

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Another one from the depths of my drive.

Xe was helping in the lab when one of the humans called out to xe.

“Hay Elihu. Can you hand me that whatchamacallit?” Dan asked looking up from the microscope in front of him flapping one of his appendages.

“Forgive me Human-Dan but xe’s translator does not know that word.” Xe said tilted xe’s head.

“What? Oh! I need the sample slides on that desk.” Dan said flapping his appendage again before turning back to the microscope and thanking xe for the slides.

A few minutes later xe went down to engineering.

“Human-Jane? The commander asked that xe retrieve the equipment that was loaned.” Xe said.

“The equipment? Oh! You know. The thingamajig? It’s on the whatchamacallit over there.” Human-Jane said pointing to one of the work benches.

Confused Xe looked between the bench and Human-Jane.

“Human-Jane? Xe has a question. Earlier today Human-Dan asked xe to grab something and the translator could not translate. Now you have used the same word for a completely different thing plus another word. Please explain.”

“Well. What were the words?” Human-Jane asked.

“Human-Dan used the word whatchamacallit for some test slides. You now use it for the workbench. Plus, you used another word that cannot be translated. Thingamajig.” Xe said tilting xe’s head sideways in question when Human-Jane began to laugh.

“Oh! I can see where you got confused. Those aren’t real words. Well, they are but not really? Like doodad and doohickey.” Human-Jane said.

“If they are not real words then why do you use them?” Xe asked.

“To describe things when we forget what they're called. Besides, if you think about it… All words are fake.” Human-Jane said going back to work.

“Every time xe thinks xe understands you humans something even more insane comes up.” Xe said as xe left the room leaving behind a now laughing Human-Jane.

Hay. Hay. It just occurred to me that Barbra was the first sidekick.

Batgirl showed up before Robin. Yeah only buy a few months but still. And as far as I remember none of the other Justice League members had sidekicks until after the Justice League was formed and the Justice League was formed after the first Robin (Dick Grayson) became Robin.

Granted this is coming from what I remember from comics and cartoons. I don't know enough about the new TV series to say whether or not they vibe with this.

You can watch this video if you want to know how to do that↓

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