Can You Imagine How Funny It Would Be If Beyond Birthday Lived Like. Light Finally Successfully Kills

can you imagine how funny it would be if beyond birthday lived like. light finally successfully kills L and then seemingly comes back to the task force the next day just like 12% weirder. He’s like oh yeah I faked it dw it was for the case and everyone else is like ah yes, classic L. And light is just having an aneurysm trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and to convince everyone he’s not L. “Oh but he’s crawling around on all fours that’s L behavior” “no, if you paid attention you’d notice that all the weird stuff L did was to touch things as little as possible.” “I know his fake death might have upset you I understand, but I’m worried about you” “IT ISNT BEING MAD AT HIM OR GREIVING HIM THATS A FULLY DIFFERENT PERSON”

Like idk it’s just funny. Gaslight his ass

Matsuda at his nephew's birthparty blowing balloons : you know life is hard sometimes you're at work and you trip over the lead detective and the prime suspect fucking on the floor but you just have to suck it up , apologize to them and keep going you know?

Kid: weirdly specific but oddly inspirational.

Bro L doesnt have big dick energy he has huge dick energy, just massive, like he could just trip and fall cuz of the weight of his dick. It probably drags on the floor when he walks.

Soichiro Yagami: and you're telling us this at a family dinner for what reason?

Bro L doesnt have big dick energy he has huge dick energy like he could just trip and fall cuz of the weight of his dick. It probably drags on the floor when he walks.

Soichiro Yagami: and you're telling us this at a family dinner for what reason?

death note, a summary