Matsuda At His Nephew's Birthparty Blowing Balloons : You Know Life Is Hard Sometimes You're At Work

Matsuda at his nephew's birthparty blowing balloons : you know life is hard sometimes you're at work and you trip over the lead detective and the prime suspect fucking on the floor but you just have to suck it up , apologize to them and keep going you know?

Kid: weirdly specific but oddly inspirational.

Calls boyfriend who's three feet away from me because he's a slow walker to tell him I miss him.

can you imagine how funny it would be if beyond birthday lived like. light finally successfully kills L and then seemingly comes back to the task force the next day just like 12% weirder. He’s like oh yeah I faked it dw it was for the case and everyone else is like ah yes, classic L. And light is just having an aneurysm trying to figure out what the fuck is happening and to convince everyone he’s not L. “Oh but he’s crawling around on all fours that’s L behavior” “no, if you paid attention you’d notice that all the weird stuff L did was to touch things as little as possible.” “I know his fake death might have upset you I understand, but I’m worried about you” “IT ISNT BEING MAD AT HIM OR GREIVING HIM THATS A FULLY DIFFERENT PERSON”

Like idk it’s just funny. Gaslight his ass

L: guys I need y'all to find kira ASAP I have to fuck him

Soichiro: what?

L: what? he's been sending me letters I like him.

Soichiro: L you cant use the japanese police like a dating app!

L: L yOu CaNt UsE ThE JaPAnEse PolICe LiKE A DatInG ApP

L : what is wrong with you?

Light : when I was about twelve sayu was diagnosed with a bunch of allergies so whenever my mother cooked something she was allergic to I'd eat her portion and being able to eat things that would kill her made me feel very powerful and unkillable so that was probably the start of my god complex

L: ...

Light: oh was that a rhetorical question?

L: no