God Gave Me Depression Because If My Ambitions Went Unchecked I Would Have Beaten Him In Hand To Hand

“God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have beaten him in hand to hand combat by 16″ is PEAK Tommy and you cannot tell me otherwise

Fan artist, love you to death, but you ruin me sometimes. I took one look at a creeper and thought "That is one scalely mother fucker." You guys saw centaur sam and said "f l u f f y" and now the idea the creeper explosions leave behind blood AND fur haunts me. But damn do I love fluffy sam!

What Virgil meant when he told Patton "I'm glad you gave him permission."

In DWIT Patton tells Thomas "This may be unnecessary, but if you start thinking those icky thoughts you have my permission."

Then at the end of the newest episode, after Thomas struggled to get anything done because of Remus and his thoughts Virgil told Patton "Well I'm glad you have him permission."

It's very open and out there to the sides that Virgil doesn't like Remus or Janus. Him and Romen are both upset with Patton for the same reason. Virgil because he's opened the gates for Remus. And Romen because of how fast he accepted and forgave Janus.

Now Patton's traded out his Princely and emo son for a new pair and the other two feel like they've been pushed back because of his new focus.

Patton wants Thomas to be a good person, to do that he needs to work with Jesse and James over there.

Virgil and Romen are trying to protect Thomas from indulgeing in what could become a very bad habit.

Yeah. I think that sums it up.

Headcannon that Slimecicle just has three actual fucking hearts in his goopy body because he's seen people die three times and thinks that's how this works

I think one of my new favorite things when explaining The Dream SMP story and time line is going “His son is half fox, Yes he fucked a salmon. No we do not talk about it, his mom is a Samsung smart refrigerator” When explaining Wilbur at all.