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"Through a wee bit of magic." Technically it was dark matter manipulation but who gives a heck?

"I love your hat, may I try it on?"

"Nnnnnnnope."

"AB Negative is sweet yet savory, AB Positive has a minor spice to it, B Negative is sweet and sour, B Positive is sour and then sweet, and I could keep going but for Nosferatu each one is combination of something and Sweet."

@a-crimson-fucker || x

"Ooh, I see. What other kinds are there? Is there spicy? Savory? Sour?"

To put it simply, she was very curious despite how grotesque the concept was. Perhaps it was her love for food and cooking that had her interested in learning what kind of sustenance others had.

"I just wanted to thank you for helping me earlier. "

"You're welcome."

What is your absolute favorite blood type?

"Other than Rh-null? AB Negative."

I dare you to dance around like a Ballerina. *snickers*

Have you ever tasted vampire blood before?

You'd know if you watched the anime

"I have, I AM A vampire hunting vampire."

Send me 👤+ a character name for my muse’s opinion on that character

I am more attracted to you than horny.

"Drink some water. You're clearly thirsty."

She offered the tall vampire a glass of blood wine.

"Just what the doctor ordered."

*slaps alucard ass and disappears*

"THE FUCK-"

You are so amazing.

"I know I am~"

"Do different blood types have different tastes?"

"They do actually, Rh-null is particularly sweet, think of your favorite candy but in a delicious liquid form."

Do you celebrate Halloween?

"Ah, Halloween. The night where the veil between the world's of the living and the dead are at their thinnest. Yes, I do celebrate Halloween. Course, usually with a glass of Blood-wine and, if someone thinks it's funny to start fucking around, killing some smchmucks."

He makes a copy of his hat, exact size and everything, and plops it on her head.

"I love your hat, may I try it on?"

"Nnnnnnnope."

"I love your hat, may I try it on?"

"Nnnnnnnope."

"There's a few reasons why actually." He said, his smile not leaving his face. "First, just before I met him I was killed by a man I respected, a man who decided the best way to kill me was to become the Monster of God, via stabbing his own heart with one of the nails that was nailed through Jesus Christ himself to pin him to the cross. Second, I've murdered countless people, those who deserved it those who didn't, all because I could. Third, I broke, tortured, and twisted the souls of the people I've consumed into mindless beasts that I could use on a whim. The final and most damning is that I accepted the devil's deal. So how dare he. How dare he forgive a monster such as I?"

He looks up towards the Angel, his expression, initially a frown, soon spreads into a wide grin. A grin full of large, sharp teeth as he begins to laugh softly. It then quickly grows with each word she speaks before loudly cackling at her final proclamation.

"Yes! Yes! How amusing of you to say little Angel! You who claim to be the judgement of God when he has already judged me worthy of his forgiveness thirty years ago. A forgiveness that I will continue to refuse for I know I'm not worthy of it."

"Here's a better idea sweetheart, how about you run back to daddy dearest and we both forget about this intrusion. Because I am sick and tired of people breaking into my basement, of breaking into my Master's home. And I swear, not to god or Satan, that if you don't leave right fucking now, Daddy will have a closed casket funeral."

He pulls out his guns, "So go on. Do it. Make my fucking day."

Also a different nonnie, the one that will become a pest will make themself obvious by commenting about interactions with others, especially ones that could be perceived as romantic

Oh fun

You seem to be really enjoying Tsuko's presence.

"Well she isn't trying to kill me, and didn't break into my basement."

Different nonnie here, that last one's gonna be a pest and gatekeep what your muse should and shouldn't do. Be prepared.

Then they'll suffer via either me ignoring them or me turning off anon.

Hear that anon?

Suffer.

I thought you didn't do Romantic relationships.

(legitimately caused me to recheck my rules, thanks anon lmao)

"Oh I do do romantic relationships. I had a bit of a fling with Elizabeth during World War 2, Rest in Piece your majesty, but I don't do them often. It is... Difficult for me to get into one. Especially since I'm now permanently immortal. Imagine you fall in love with someone as a vampire. You kiss, eat dinner, make love. Enjoy each other's presence. But then one day, your liver is old and dying, or simply dying. Perhaps you've already fucked and now, since they're not a virgin, you can't turn them lest they become a ghoul. Same thing applies to if it were a guy on guy thing except in order to turn them the guy would have to be a female."

He sighs and leans back on his throne. "So while I do relationships, both the fling, platonic, with benefits, and romantic, I don't do them often."

"I'll let you turn me if it means I could be yours.."

(Tsuko @ Alucard)

"The issue is that you have a kid, which implies you've had sex. Because of that you only fit half the criteria necessary for me turning you into one. The half being the opposite gender of me." He crosses his arms, "You have to be a virgin in order to be turned."

I take it you like being rough with your prey, mister vampire? *winks*

"..."

"Integraaaaaa! We got the horny anons!"

His body tensed at first as the creature's sharp fangs penetrated his flesh, but it soon relaxed. 

And your neck is now gone-

You need to stop going on walks, smh~

"And who's gonna stop me from taking said walks? I'm the only Michael McDoesntexist."