I Thought You Didn't Do Romantic Relationships.

I thought you didn't do Romantic relationships.

(legitimately caused me to recheck my rules, thanks anon lmao)

"Oh I do do romantic relationships. I had a bit of a fling with Elizabeth during World War 2, Rest in Piece your majesty, but I don't do them often. It is... Difficult for me to get into one. Especially since I'm now permanently immortal. Imagine you fall in love with someone as a vampire. You kiss, eat dinner, make love. Enjoy each other's presence. But then one day, your liver is old and dying, or simply dying. Perhaps you've already fucked and now, since they're not a virgin, you can't turn them lest they become a ghoul. Same thing applies to if it were a guy on guy thing except in order to turn them the guy would have to be a female."

He sighs and leans back on his throne. "So while I do relationships, both the fling, platonic, with benefits, and romantic, I don't do them often."

She offered the tall vampire a glass of blood wine.

"Just what the doctor ordered."

He makes a copy of his hat, exact size and everything, and plops it on her head.

"I love your hat, may I try it on?"

"Nnnnnnnope."

His body tensed at first as the creature's sharp fangs penetrated his flesh, but it soon relaxed. 

And your neck is now gone-

What is your absolute favorite blood type?

"Other than Rh-null? AB Negative."

"I'll let you turn me if it means I could be yours.."

(Tsuko @ Alucard)

"The issue is that you have a kid, which implies you've had sex. Because of that you only fit half the criteria necessary for me turning you into one. The half being the opposite gender of me." He crosses his arms, "You have to be a virgin in order to be turned."