Ic: Going For A Walk - Tumblr Posts
"Seriously, how the fuck are you all getting in my basement? I mean, I go to other places."
"Gonna be deadass serious here bud: I once did it by accident. Dimension portals and such."
"OUT! OUT!" He pulls out his guns.
"Son of a bitch." He sighed, "I thought I locked the damn thing." He pinched the bridge of his nose.
“You must be Alucard.. aren’t ya” (From @bloody-caleb)
"That I am, and you are?" He asks, his orange-tinted glasses flashing in the dim light.
A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"
"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.
Element had returned to UK version three to check up on things. Seven feet tall, clad in green and gold armor, Element stood in the center of a park as he waited for his HUD to remind him which version of the UK this was. However, he suddenly felt the overwhelming presence of pure unadulterated violence and sass. Glancing over his shoulder he spotted a man dressed in red. "Aren't you late for the masquerade at old man Prospero's? While your here at least; this version of London wouldn't happen to be over run by demons would it?"
"Bah, that old man's party doesn't start for another half hour at least. As for the demons thing, that hasn't happened for like, thirty years? Yeah thirty cuz it happened in 1999."
"You're within the basement of the Hellsing Family's Manor and estate, in England miss... I don't even know what you are?"
A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"
"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.
Without a single ounce of fear, Iris has presented a gift to Alucard. It's a hat, indistinguishable from his current hat save for the bats sewn into it.
Normally he'd already have shot someone by now once they appeared in his personal room. However, because he now has a new hat, and a nice one at that, he doesn't shoot at Iris and simply swaps the hat he already owns, he can just remake it later, with the one she's giving him. "You get a free pass cuz this is a baller hat."
"Let's just say that I was made for the job." He stated, funnily enough he means this literally rather than metaphorically. "Let's just say I've been around for a long while."
A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"
"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.
"A bat? Well I can kinda see it with the ears. You must be from a place where there's humanoids like you?" He's curious.
A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"
"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.
"Hm. That is... Strange yet not too insane to hear about." He shrugged, at least they weren't Robot Vampires, that'd probably be worse.
A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"
"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.
"..."
He shape shifts into a dog form.
"Bow Wow. Now the joke is actually funny."
"What do you call a vampire dog? Awoocard."
(SMASH)
(From Tsuko)
Lewd
"At least take me to dinner first before even attempting to get into my pants." Liar, with how badass she looks he'd probably rail her all night after a brief dinner and a bit of seduction. Just be aware that he's the one that does the fucking.
"To be fair you did blindside me with that. So a guy naturally will short circuit and ruin that." And he hasn't had a good smooch in a long, long time. He grins, "Ruined as in fixable or ruined as in ruined?"
@a-crimson-fucker
"Lewd la la."
"And you ruined it."
"Hopefully you weren't disappointed by that. Let's just say that a kiss should probably lift me from the Acquaintance to Friend category."
@a-crimson-fucker
"Lewd la la."
"And you ruined it."
"To be fair you did blindside me with that. So a guy naturally will short circuit and ruin that." And he hasn't had a good smooch in a long, long time. He grins, "Ruined as in fixable or ruined as in ruined?"
@a-crimson-fucker
"Lewd la la."
"And you ruined it."
"A handful of times yes. Quite a thing to ask someone out of nowhere in the middle of a street in England no less."
@a-crimson-fucker
"Did anyone ever tell you that your ass looks tight in those pants?"
"Honestly, fair. You do look quite sexy yourself. Got a sexy tomgirl thing going on."
@a-crimson-fucker
"Did anyone ever tell you that your ass looks tight in those pants?"
"Already asking me out? Quite a refreshing spin on things. What's next, a kiss on the first date?~"
@a-crimson-fucker
"Did anyone ever tell you that your ass looks tight in those pants?"
"Okay, you're obviously reading my mind. I only thought of Robo Vampires."
A small (5'2) brown yet fluffy fruit & vampire mixed bat suddenly teleported into the basement as her ears flickered slightly while looking around, seemingly surprised as she spotted the vampire in front of her. "What.. the???" She blinks rather confused about where she was. "Who are you? and where am I??"
"The surprise has since worn off. Hello dear, the door is to the left." He sighs, loudly.
"Nope. Doesn't bother me even one little bit."
@a-crimson-fucker
"Did anyone ever tell you that your ass looks tight in those pants?"