Miss Oshea

Miss O’shea

my wife. actually

Everyones been sleeping on the cannibal districts aesthetic

     🌙 Sentence Starters || Vinesauce plays MGS 3

“Ah, that’s not a knife. This is a real knife!”

“If you’re dead you won’t be able to complete the mission.”

“Is that his real name? ____?”

“No one will see me like this.”

“I got kicked in the face by an alligator!”

“When is this fucking thing gonna die?”

“Oh thank god, I’ve got enough gator meat to last me at least a week.”

“How do you break his neck?!”

“I’m gonna stab him in the dick multiple times. Until he dies.”

“This is a stealth mission do not engage the enemy in combat. Unless you want to stab them to death while smoking a cigar.”

“Am I playing the game right yet?”

“I think he’s dead, ____.”

“We don’t need anyone seeing this, you know, what me and you are about to do.”

“Where exactly is the sniper rifle that I just got, supposedly?”

“Wait! No no no, bird come here! Shit, I was hungry.”

“Oh, there’s multiple mens. So many mens!”

“I was told that this was a stealth mission, I can’t use my grenades?”

“Do I have to knife this guy or can I just let him….?”

“Uh oh. Uh Oh. UH OH. I DON’T LIKE THAT NOISE.”

“Stop coughing, asshole!”

“Nobody here, I agree. Definitely not.”

“Because you know what, fuck this guy.”

“You wouldn’t shoot me while your friend is here, would you?”

“I think every enemy in like a two mile radius is dead. Stealth.”

“Is that was satisfies him? Secret weapons?”

“You’re gonna be okay, buddy. Going to bring you back to freedom.”

“Okay, I thought everyone here was dead. Where did you guys come from?”

“Smooth jazz will be deployed in 3… 2… 1….”

“Who cares if he’s dead? Let him stay dead. Fuck him!”

“Maybe that’s why my pants have been so tight lately.”

“You can read my mind? I swear to god it wasn’t anything weird.”

“She does that a lot, doesn’t she?”

“Aw, come on! I just got that hand fixed.”

“Oh, what have I done? It hurts! It hurts to be alive.”

“I don’t know what the fuck it is, actually, but I don’t care. It’s dead now.”

“Yeah, fuck the password. It’s not important.”

“He’s dead. Stabbed to death by a fork.”

“What wait, what are you wearing exactly?”

“Is that where you’re looking, ____?”

“The safest way in is from the rear.”

“Man, ____ kinda sucks, doesn’t he?”

“Alright, you done fiddling your dick?”

“He’s got spurs. He doesn’t even ride a horse and he’s got spurs on his shoes.”

“Actually, I was wondering if you’d let me eat for a second because I’m hungry.”

“I want ____ to get a rocket blown up his asshole.”

“Well, he peed himself. The game’s over.”

“That was a shitshow. But they’re all dead now so it’s fine.”

“I tried to grab him so I could interrogate him but it didn’t quite work out that way.”

“Who the fuck runs like this?”

“I can’t believe I’m still alive, how is this possible?”

“I’m gonna split the adam. What I mean by that is there’s a guy named Adam upstairs, I’m gonna split him in two with my good looks.”

“Why are scientists not allowed to do anything fun?”

“I punched a spider and that was too much for them.”

“It’s okay, they won’t know I’m here. I’ll just wait for this whole thing to blow over.”

“It’s time for everyone to go to fucking sleep!”

“Aim for your mouth, buddy.”

“You seem normal.”

“Oh, it was rotten? That sucks.”

“Please understand that this is going to be kind of rough.”

“Motherfucker just explode?!”

“Ugh, I can not be doing that.”

“These frogs poisonous?”

“They’ll wake up eventually….”

“Come on, get up. Don’t be so dramatic ____.”

“Aaaand he’s knocked out.”

“Dance! I need you to dance.”

“I didn’t want to do it but he pulled a knife on me.”

“I see a bird, is that a bird? Wait, no, those are mushrooms.”

“Sometimes vultures sound like guns.”

“Eat the butterfly, ____! Eat it! Eat the fucking butterfly!”

“This looks like a job for porn.”

“What I’m going to do is get some scorpions prepped.”

“Look at the position I left this guy in.”

“I kinda didn’t mean to kill him. Was just kinda hoping to jostle him up a little bit and make him think about what he’s done.”