Hazbin Valentino - Tumblr Posts
Very well written! Also, congrats on the med school!
StaticMoth smut let's goooo
I think I'm pretty proud of this one. I liked writing it in any case. Please don't hesitate to engage in any way, I promise you it's the highlight of my day.
Tagging @gooseissoepic because they asked me to. Hope you enjoy!
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They’re probably having evil thoughts
ah, my favourite freaks 🥰
Vox and Valentino think those cringy couples photoshoots are aspirational Velvette is holding the camera. She knows this'll go viral.
You can buy a copy of this print here!
why do people simp for husk? he’s a fucking cat
anyways why is Val so hot????
Well folks, we have our answer!
OKAY EVERYONE, I NEED ANSWERS. SO; WHY ARE VOX AND VAL’S ANTENNAS BOTH DAMAGED ON THE SAME SIDE?
Иногда я вспоминаю что у меня есть блог в тамблере иногда у меня случаются гиперфиксации пожалуста посмотрите на мои рисунки
Damn hyperfixation(
Выложила десятую часть высера по хазбину потому что мне лень скачивать картинки с планшета ставь лайк если жалко потом еще выложу
I think they r kinda silly as friend and usually do the "girlsnight"
Yknow, watching films, do prsshower makeup, do nails, gossip about everyone and sleep in one bed after all
Kinda silly
Ah, yes
Memes and/or scetches
The Vees (and Adam)
Hazbin Hotel Masterlist
Even if a character isn’t on here, there’s a good chance I’m still writing for them!
Charlie
Nothing yet!
Vaggie
Vaggie x fallen angel! reader relationship headcanons
Vaggie x one-eyed! reader headcanons
Angel Dust
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Alastor
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Husk
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Husk x reader general relationship headcanons
Niffty
Niffty x one-eyed! reader headcanons
Cherri Bomb
Nothing yet!
Sir Pentious
Nothing yet!
Lucifer
Lucifer x angel! reader angst oneshot
Lilith
Nothing yet!
Valentino
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
Vox
Nothing yet!
Velvette
Nothing yet!
Katie Killjoy
Nothing yet!
Tom Trench
Nothing yet!
All/Multiple
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario
What they're like on dates - relationship scenario (CONTINUED)
Headcanons for what Valentino, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli are like on dates? - Platypus anon
YESYESYESYESYESSSS
How Valentino, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, and Fizzarolli are on dates
Angel Dust
- He’s gonna SPOIL YOU.
- There’s two different kinds of dates he’ll take you on—it’ll either be a big drag show that he takes you to, or just a chill bar or movie date.
- You guys are getting dolled up. Case and point.
- Super affectionate. He’s yours and you’re his, he doesn’t give a fuck!!
- As long as he has you by his side, he’s not letting anyone boss you two around.
- Cherri isn’t a third wheel exactly, but she’s a killer wingman! It’s always a good time when the three of you get together. She knows your boundaries, and you know hers.
- You two definitely run the town on date nights. Whatever trouble you two get into is just apart of the fun.
- Shopping sprees together!!
Valentino
- Another one that’ll spoil you!!!
- Anything you want, you get. No questions asked.
- Expect the vibe to be off the entire time lmao
- Sugar Daddy. That’s it, that’s the headcanon
- He’ll probably try to talk you into a really sketchy deal half way through. Don’t push your luck.
- BUT, if it makes it any better, he does sometimes show genuine interest in what you’re saying! He knows how to turn his charm on.
- He’s a bit distant- like, when you want something he just does it. No additional comments.
- The more you ask for, the more you’re gonna have to do to pay him back, so make the most of it lmfao
Asmodeus
- I’m stating to see a pattern. I think all of these guys are the type to spoil,,
- Sugar Daddy BUT. Complete opposite of Valentino.
- Instead of just getting people to wait on your hand and foot while he stares creepily, he’s gonna be absolutely PAMPERING you!
- He loves to see you happy, no matter the cost!
- Definitely taking you shopping, no questions asked.
- He’s by no means an obsessive perfectionist, but he does want everything to be perfect for you.
- And, it will be whatever you consider to be a perfect date. From movie nights at home to expensive dinners, he wants you to know how much he cares.
- After everything is said and done, you two go home and cuddle. Not only is he super warm and cozy, but he’ll make you a lovely breakfast in the morning!!
Fizzarolli
- Oh boy, you two are gonna get into some trouble!
- Make sure to dress nice if you’re going out! The paparazzi will be on your ass.
- You two are for sure blowing Mammon’s money on some random shit.
- Definitely taking his quievies (I think that’s what they’re called?? The fucked up chihuahuas) with you two on occasion!!
- Anywhere you want to go, you two are going. Perks of being famous.
- He would totally wink at you during big performances. He can’t take his eyes off you, and everyone knows it.
- You’re going rollerskating, along with other activities like that.
- He spends forever getting ready, but he always looks amazing, so can you blame him?
My Hazbin Hotel platonic ships!
- Alastor and Rosie: Literally the definition of queer platonic pals.
- Angel Dust and Husk: As cute as it could be for them to be in love, the fact that Husk is 30 years older is yikes but I can see them as best friends.
- Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb: Do I have to clarify? Literal besties from the start and I love them.
- Vox/Valentino and Velvette: The Vees are the worst but I feel like Velvette is like Vox and Val's lesbian friend who has custody of the brain cell between the three.
- Sir Pentious and Everyone: He's just a friendly guy and I love him and his bonds with everyone.
Feel free to disagree but don't try to rain on my parade.
I FORGOT A COUPLE. HOLD ON.
- Alastor and Nifty: They're both so odd and I love them as buddies.
- Carmilla and Zestiel: Sure, you can view them romantically but I think it's cuter that they're just best friends and Zestiel is a father figure to her daughters.
- Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust: How did I forget the OG besties? I don't know but they deserve to cause problems as a treat.
My Hazbin Hotel platonic ships!
- Alastor and Rosie: Literally the definition of queer platonic pals.
- Angel Dust and Husk: As cute as it could be for them to be in love, the fact that Husk is 30 years older is yikes but I can see them as best friends.
- Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb: Do I have to clarify? Literal besties from the start and I love them.
- Vox/Valentino and Velvette: The Vees are the worst but I feel like Velvette is like Vox and Val's lesbian friend who has custody of the brain cell between the three.
- Sir Pentious and Everyone: He's just a friendly guy and I love him and his bonds with everyone.
Feel free to disagree but don't try to rain on my parade.
Accurate depiction of what happens without ADHD meds.
“Through sickness and in health, motherfucker!” I’M CACKLING, YOU GUYS!
Random Hazbin Hotel Headcanon
The Vees all use slang from when they were alive but the other two will make fun of them for the next week if the word means something completely different now.
You don't realize how odd a fandom is until you try to explain to someone that you want a moth and a TV to make out.
Okay. We all know Vox is repressed as fuck but imagine: Repressed Angel Dust. Like, when he first gets to Hell, he's still deep in the closet and will swear up and down that he's not into men (without explicitly saying he likes women because the closet is glass) because of the time period he was alive and the environment he grew up in. He tries to keep up the tough mafioso act at first until he slowly starts to realize that most of Hell doesn't care who you sleep with. Can't get arrested for being gay because there's no cops in Hell. Bonus heartbreak points if Valentino helped him come to terms with his sexuality.
Pt 2 of my Hazbin redesigns! More are on the way! (Adam is getting a RE-redesign soon!)
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Pt 2 of my Hazbin redesigns! More are on the way! (Adam is getting a RE-redesign soon!)
What do you think of dia and summer the two girls in the addict music video sitting next to Valentino watching angel Dust’s performance?
They’re pretty. :3
And I ship them! 💞
AND, I headcanon that Dia is Millie’s adopted sister! Why? Because when the Addict music video first came out, and I saw that scene inside the limo, I thought that Dia kind of looked like Millie, so….Dia is now adopted by Millie’s family! 😄
Another headcanon I have for Dia, is that she is half Imp half succubus!
Yeah, I don’t have any headcanons for Summer yet, maybe some day.