Arguing About Who Is Damian's Favorite Brother

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

Me explaining that Tim is actually Bruce’s baby using solely panels from when the Drakes were missing:

Bruce: Can I tempt you into wanting a milkshake?

Damian: I’m okay, thank you.

Bruce: We’re here anyway…

Damian: Are you sure? I don’t mind going straight home.

Dick: C’mon, get one if you feel like it.

Damian: hmmm, okay :)

Bruce: I twisted you arm?

Damian: What?

Bruce *thinking Damian just didn’t hear*: I twisted your arm

Damian: Huh? *Checks to see if his sleeves are flat against his arms and in fact are not twisted*

Dick: …It’s an expression

There’s one Cassie outfit I don’t think we discuss enough

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

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