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CAN I JUST TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE THE TALL TAPPERS FROM RHYTHM HEAVEN FEVER ARE
I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THEM
LOOK AT THESE FUCKERS
THEY’RE ADORABLE
It’s almost February 12th you know what that means
Albino!Warriors Headcanons: Part 1 of Many
Since many people are posting their LU Warriors headcanons today, I decided to post this thing today. Headcanons of LU Warriors/Hyrule Warriors Link being born an albino and about his life. I will try to be as medically accurate as possible but since I’m not an albino or know anyone who is, I will probably be at times wrong. You can thank @sirassban for the idea of Wars being an albino. For my sanity, he is called Link for the most part. When I get the LU parts, he will be called Warriors.
There will be a lot of info because I like to info dump. I never seem to be able to write a story though.
Link has OCA1 which means he has reduced production of melanin in his skin, hair, and eyes. And by reduced, I mean barely any
Despite the common belief that albinos have red eyes, he actually has purple eyes. This is due to the fact that the only pigment he has is a tiny bit of blue in his eyes which due to lighting, causes his eyes to appear as purple
Mostly due to his white hair, people assume he has Sheikah ancestry. He and Linkle aren't completely sure on that to due to the fact their biological father was abandoned as a baby in an orphanage before being adopted by a noble family
The only reason he was able to get into the army was because he lied, saying his hair and skin was due to Sheikah ancestry. He would have been disqualified from joining immediately if they had known he was an albino (Having albinism disqualifies you from joining the US military, so I am basing Hylian/Hyrulean army on that)
He only got found out when after a battle early in the war, Skeik came to check up on him due to previous incident involving Link hiding a serious stab wound. She found him with second degree sunburns across his shoulders and back. He had ended up losing his shirt earlier due to the fact it caught on fire and never got a replacement until after the battle
Sheik immediately dragged him to the medics where her and Impa (who followed after seeing Link being dragged) learn about his condition from an experienced medic who could tell the difference from Sheikah ancestry and albinism
Impa really chewed out Link. For hiding and lying about his condition, lying to join the army, and of course for not taking care of himself. If he wasn't the Hero and needing him to fight in the war, she would have send him home immediately. She did tell his dad though.
Link's adoptive father is a lieutenant general under Impa's command. He officially adopted Link when he was 16 but fostered him when he was about 14 (the war began a few weeks before his 18 birthday). He didn't know Link was albino bc Link hid that fact, knowing his father would enforced the rules about Ableism in the army. Needless to say, he was not happy to find out about Link's condition.
Link was grounded for a long time. When the Chain meet up, Time and Wind (aka Mask and Tune) asked him if he was still grounded. He refused to answer.
(He is still grounded)
While Toon and Mask are Link's charges, the moment Link's condition was known those two was charged of watching Link to make sure he doesn't hurt himself by forgetting about that fact his skin and eyes are far more sensitive than a normal hylian's.
His fairies, especially Proxi, learn the small signs that Link was overexerting himself. His water fairies help cool him down while his dark fairies create shadows to keep him out of the sun. The others lecture him on not taking care of himself.
Most of fairies went with him on his adventure with the Chain. Lana created special bottles for them that are basically fairy apartments. Warriors lets them out when they make camp, are at an inn, or a Link's home.
And I'm ending it here. Enjoy these headcanons. I'm making another heacanon post that focuses on Warriors' backstory.
I don't care if Niki ever becomes fuckable or not, NPC or Love Interest - I need Niki carnally
Like the fuck is straight up completely unfuckable, but still worries about you, but will prioritize their job???????? I need it i want it i need that hole gaping idc about the gender or whatever design they got i need niki i need the clothes to be absolutely detachable and off from their body, if niki got a dick i need it to be waterproof and able to stack donuts on it so i can do twirls and wheels on it, if niki got a pussy i need niki to be fertile idc if i don't got a dick i need to get niki pregnant oiled up in a bed naked surrounded by rose petals, scented wax, vanilla perfume with ice cream all over the hole so i can eat it. I would drag my ass through a floor full of glass shards and bee stings for three and a half full hours butt naked just to get a single sniff from the sweat of niki's sweat please all im asking is for more niki content please.
Tma - season 1
Return of tboy Rarity
alyosha and sonya, I think they would be friends (drew this for my gf)
human thundercracker with dove wings
Not enough maulsoka fics where ahsoka joins maul and fully commits herself not to the dark side or what the fuck ever he's pushing but just to Being A Fuckin Nuisance(TM). Like dark gritty hypercompetent badass ahsoka is cool but like. Unhinged teenager ahsoka who grew up around late teen/young adult soldiers, is having a bad time currently, and decides to go full chaos gremlin and make it everyone else's problem.
I'm so glad... I hope daisytaur sweeps the nation and ushers in a new era...
Hungry Daisy Taur being turned into a dragon taur sure gives you an appetite... @genius-of-women 2024
Dreaming of going home and drawing one of those beautiful glossy cast reference sheets where it shows u the artist's designs for everyone across the timeline. This isn't going to happen for me, but nevertheless.
Maybe I should promote my ao3 account here. I have it quite abandoned because I keep adding more fics to my list, which up to now has:
Bagginshield
Detective au (part 1 out of 3 is on ao3)
Sc4m au
Pirates au
Victorian dead dove do not eat au
Boarding school au (or the very long friends to lovers with the entire Company growing up)
Knight au
The Hobbit but hobbits are magic creatures
Vampire au
The hobbit but it's an isekai and someone becomes Bilbo Baggins (and simps for Thorin, resolute to change the story)
Modern au in which Bilbo is the writer of the Hobbir, a book based on one childhood summer that left him heartbroken, and how he returns to that place and meets his lost friends.
Ancient entities au (this belongs to @dejjablu more than myself)
Random canon oneshots or au threeshots like Bilbo moving out and the company being the people helping him
I believe there is one called royal dragon au
And probably an arranged marriage somewhere
Oh the animal crossing except they are not animals au (also on ao3)
And some I might be forgetting
And then, for Holmes and Watson:
Modern them following more the canon stories
Watson and Holmes meeting as kids in school and later on sharing flat
Some random oneshots
The account is ahenid on ao3. It is never ending, really.
Marble Hornets casts pfps feel free to use!
(crediting me is optional)
1st pic: stupid fucking kid
2nd pic
Tim: so, how about we eat here Brian? Brian: Tim, this is the 4th time this week we eat hot dog. just try something else