HELLO LITTLE FRIEND, ARE YOU LOST? PERHAPS MY FRIEND ALPHYS CAN HELP FIND OUT WHO WHERE YOUR FAMILY IS...

HELLO LITTLE FRIEND, ARE YOU LOST? PERHAPS MY FRIEND ALPHYS CAN HELP FIND OUT WHO WHERE YOUR FAMILY IS... NYEH HEH...

Original Prompt: “papyrus with bird on finger like disney princess“. A bird wasn’t specified so I went with Reaper Bird, from the amalgamate fam. As a wise and angry fish lady would say, “Cherish this bird.”

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.................... EH HEH.....

S-SORRY, I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT MUST HAVE APPEARED! W-WHERE IS THAT PLATE OF FOOD? YOU MUST BE IN GREAT SUSPENSE! I DO HOPE IT HASN’T BEEN ABSORBED BY THAT MEDDLING CANINE!

OMG! WHAT WAS I THINKING!? WHAT DID THE HUMAN THINK!? HOPEFULLY MY CULINARY  SKILLS WILL AMAZE THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SOON FORGET MY GREAT MISCALCULATION... I AM NEVER LETTING SANS DO THE LAUNDRY AGAIN... WAIT... WAS THAT HIS PLAN ALL ALONG?!?! SAAAAAAAAANS!!!! DinoChef!Papyrus [FIRST]     [PREVIOUS]

WOWIE! THAT’S A LOT OF GOLD! I COULD OPEN UP AN IMAGINARY STORE THAT ONLY SELLS  FLAMES WITH THIS KIND OF MONEY! NYEH HEH... BUT NO... THINK OF THE FLAMES AND SPIKES! THE PUZZLES! THE PILLARS OF YOUTH!!! 

I DID NOT DOUBT FOR A SECOND THAT MY INGENIOUS PLAN TO LOWER THE PRICE WOULD WORK... I JUST DID NOT THINK I WOULD SELL OUT AFTER ONE CUSTOMER!!! PERHAPS WE COULD EVEN FUND SPIKES THAT ARE LARGE ENOUGH TO PREVENT TALL AND HANDSOME SKELETONS FROM JUMPING OVER THEM. TRULY, A DIFFICULT CONUNDRUM FOR CURIOUS MINDS!

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NYEH HEH... ALRIGHTY NOW HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR KISSES? I COULD GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU AT ONCE OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER RECIEVING THEM SLOWLY ONE BY ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I BELIEVE THE LATTER WOULD BE MORE SATISFYING! ARE YOU READY, HUMAN?

I HOPE THAT I DO NOT DISAPPOINT YOU... NYEH HEH...

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SANS, HELP ME COUNT THE GOLD! I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY KISSES ARE OWED! TALLIED OR NOT I AM CERTAIN YOU ARE THE ONLY VALUED CUSTOMER I’LL BE ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE TODAY.

* my bro is so cool... hope things don’t get too hot and heavy.

* don’t think I could handle the weight of that on my mind, it would be such a drag...

*Megalovania struggles in the distance*

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@rrhouissee​ Think of the children! We just want to help incorporate more spikes and flames for the pillars of youth!! THE PILLARS  OF YOUTH!!! NGAAAAAA!!!!

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