NYEH HEH... ALRIGHTY NOW HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR KISSES? I COULD GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU AT ONCE OR PERHAPS

NYEH HEH... ALRIGHTY NOW HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR KISSES? I COULD GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU AT ONCE OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD PREFER RECIEVING THEM SLOWLY ONE BY ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT? I BELIEVE THE LATTER WOULD BE MORE SATISFYING! ARE YOU READY, HUMAN?

I HOPE THAT I DO NOT DISAPPOINT YOU... NYEH HEH...

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NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.................... EH HEH.....

S-SORRY, I JUST REALIZED HOW THAT MUST HAVE APPEARED! W-WHERE IS THAT PLATE OF FOOD? YOU MUST BE IN GREAT SUSPENSE! I DO HOPE IT HASN’T BEEN ABSORBED BY THAT MEDDLING CANINE!

OMG! WHAT WAS I THINKING!? WHAT DID THE HUMAN THINK!? HOPEFULLY MY CULINARY  SKILLS WILL AMAZE THEM SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL SOON FORGET MY GREAT MISCALCULATION... I AM NEVER LETTING SANS DO THE LAUNDRY AGAIN... WAIT... WAS THAT HIS PLAN ALL ALONG?!?! SAAAAAAAAANS!!!! DinoChef!Papyrus [FIRST]     [PREVIOUS]

HELLO HUMAN! I SEE THAT THESE HOT DEALS HAVE BROUGHT YOU TO MY BOOTH, NYEH HEH HEH! WELL I AM OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR THE DAY AND HAVE ALL THE KISSES TO OFFER! PLEASE, THERE IS NO NEED TO STAND STILL THERE IN AWE OF MY MAGNIFICIENCE, YOU MAY APPROACH THE GREAT PAPYRUS!

IT’S BEEN A SLOW DAY NYEH HEH... BUT I AM SURE IF I KEEP LOWERING THE COST THEN SURELY I WILL GET MORE CUSTOMERS! HOW ELSE WILL I RAISE FUNDS FOR THE MONSTER CULTURE PRESERVATION OF PUZZLES! SPIKES AND FLAMES... THE PILLARS OF YOUTH!!!

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Happy Valentine’s Day @owl-bones !

Do you ever make something and laugh more that you took the time to make it instead of how funny the idea actually is? Because that’s me right now... I’ve been laughing non-stop at this hahahaha....

@flamingbiscuit I apologize for the gross misuse of your Hatsune Miku ... Mafia!Nightmare design to dunk on owl-bones X,D

I have to ask, did anyone seem to suss out your plan with the kisses booth ahead of time? Because looking back it’s very obvious what was coming, but it didn’t even dawn on me. Were we all really so thirsty for papy smooches that we fell right into your trap?

For the chocolate kisses, not a soul whispered a word of it, hahahaha! Before the big reveal, I just kept reading tags about people ready to smooch the skeleton and I looked on with pity as I thought "You sweet summer child..." XD

I will say though, a lot of the responses I got for the other parts of the series nearly matched up for the following panel before it had even been posted, hehe. I definitely did not expect this to get so much attention though! OMG!!! It feels like all my favorite artists noticed my Papyrus and aaaahhHsjahdgakjg!!! O///O I'm happy...

Also, this series was originally suggested to me as a way to celebrate the milestone of 200 followers but I ended up using it for Valentine's day. Credit goes to @hashileio for her chaotically devious and genius mind!

This took an eternity of scrolling to dig up LOL

IT IS I, THE GREAT DINO CHEF PAPYRUS! NYEH HEH HEH! I HAVE PREPARED MY MASTERPIECE, A NEW CULINARY TREAT THAT COMBINES DINOSAUR EGG OATMEAL WITH DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGIES! TRULY A BETTER MATCH UP OF FOOD COULD NOT EXIST!

When you make a random haha funny comment but people press you to elaborate so you keyboard smash a new AU where Papyrus is an excellent and eccentric chef that makes the best dino egg oatmeal + nuggies but you’re not allowed to eat any of it until you have dawned the ceremonial garments which are dinosaur onesies. Papyrus will offer you his if you forgot to bring your own, don’t worry though... he has special onesies under his regular onesies in case someone ever asks to try his masterpiece... probably?  DinoChef!Papyrus FIRST   [NEXT]