Reading Is Fun But Why Do The Characters Have To Act Like People Sometimes??? Like No, Please Don't Sing

reading is fun but why do the characters have to act like people sometimes??? Like no, please don't sing at a party to impress your crush, I'll go and die of secondhand embarrassment 😭

i'm too tired for this shit. For a second I seriously was like.... IHOP I guess?

i hate making important phone calls. Am I the smartest person you'll ever meet? No. Am I the stupidest? Also no. But when I'm nervous I forget how to speak. I forget lots of words. Also greet people with "good morning" at 3pm...

Overheard at the bau

JJ: "...Why are you here, Babe?"

Emily, sitting under a tree: "Sergio climbed up there"

JJ: "...He can't get back down?"

Emily: "Nope"

JJ: "...Why did you adopt the stupidest cat there is?"

Emily: "He reminded me of Spencer-"

usually I'm a person who posts absolutely nothing on social media. And I am constantly like: "protect your data!" "Online security!" But Tumblr is different... Idk why but on here there's absolutely nothing to lose. Honour? I am on Tumblr, there wasn't much of that to start with

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back