I'm Dying For Coughing So Much, My Voice Right Now Could Perfectly Pass Of A 50 Something Smoker And

I'm dying for coughing so much, my voice right now could perfectly pass of a 50 something smoker and heavy alcoholic

This is so sad Alexa play Just a Man

como me conoces >:D

@perroulisses Empezemos:

-flores: olivo, artemisa, nogal, frutos secos, melocotón

-fruta: piña, melocotón, albaricoque, etc.., frutos secos (puedo comer almendra de milagro), CACAO, nuez moscada, MOSTAZA,

-polen: olivo , plátano de sombra, artemisa, gramíneas, ortigas,

Medicamentos: unos cuantos, látex y puntos reabsorbibles

-Animales: abejas y avispas y otro que no me acuerdo.

Algunas son leves pero otras son mortales (si en 5 min no estoy en el hospital, ☠️)

No he tenido in ataque anafilático durante 15 años, por lo que sé dónde puedo estar y lo que puedo comer! Soy un agujero negro en tema de comida) jajajajaj

Now it's done! >:D

@perroulisses ya no puedes escapar de tus crímenes, hahahaha

The silly hat™️

Odysseus was the original hot dude in a beanie

Dedicated to Hera

Summary: Jason is Hera's favorite hero and Medea's husband. When Creon offers his daughter's hand in marriage, Jason decides to go down the path his patron would prefer.

AO3/Ko-Fi

-_-

The palace of Corinth was buzzing.

For ten years, a hero had lived in their city. Jason the Argonaut, captain of the Argos, was known far and wide for his many deeds in his quest to rescue the Golden Fleece. It helped that he was handsome, with a charming smile and golden curls that resembled the Fleece that had won him such fame.

For ten years, a witch had lived in their city. Medea the witch, foreigner, was known far and wide for her many deeds in her quest to carve a path of destruction and chaos. It helped that she was beautiful, with an angular face and dark eyes that resembled the magic she used to ruin Jason's life in his home kingdom.

King Creon preferred the former. So did his daughter, Glauce.

So he had invited Jason for dinner. It wasn't the first time he had invited the hero over, but today was special.

Today was the day...

"Absolutely not."

Today was apparently the day Jason rejected his offer.

"Excuse me?" Creon said, sitting up on his couch. The hall had gone quiet, eager to hear what the wonderful hero would say to the king's offer. "You're...refusing?"

Jason sat up as well, his charming smile gone from his face. "Yes," he said. "Let me be honest, Creon-" Everyone flinched at the lack of title, of decorum. Jason slipped up sometimes, something he chalked up to living in the mountains and living on a giant ship for most of his life, but this was personal. "I would not have accepted your invitation if I knew you were going to make me cheat on my wife."

"Cheating?" He scoffed. "I would hardly call it cheating. I would call it thinking of your future." Medea had already gotten Jason banished from Iolcus, taking away his rightful throne. Jason's marriage to Glauce would grant him another throne. If he stayed married to the witch, the hero would drown. "Besides, I very much doubt you're actually married to that thing."

"Actually, I am married to her," Jason's eyes darkened. "In the eyes of Hera, she is my wife, and I will bade you to treat her with the respect she deserves."

Creon only saw a flash of purple before his daughter rushed up from the doorway she was hiding in, hoping to perhaps watch her engagement. Instead, she gripped her purple dress with white knuckles. "Jason, please. Think of your future," Her words were delicately sweet, and Creon's chest warmed. Any man would fold to sweet words and shiny, about to cry, eyes. "My father and I just want what's best for you-"

"And what about you?"

"...What about me?"

Jason leaned away from Glauche, staring her down. Creon had seen that look in soldiers' eyes before, figuring out how to best attack the enemy. "Aphrodite made Medea and I fall in love. Hera witnessed our union. Hera, beyond that, is my patron and the goddess of marriage." Glauce reached out, but he only let her slender fingers stroke his hand before he pulled away. "By leaving Medea and marrying you, I would be entrapping you in a cursed marriage. Hera is not fond of those who break their oaths." A cold breeze whistled through the hall as if to make a point.

Glauce somehow dared to speak, going, "But-"

"Think of what is best for you, princess, and forget this offer." Jason stood before Creon could figure out what to say next, to try and figure out how to make the offer sweeter. "Goodnight, King Creon, and Princess Glauce. I apologize for leaving so soon, but it is Tisander's birthday, and I skipped the celebrations."

He turned and marched out.

The servants would later whisper that Medea, the witch and wife, was waiting for him at the doorway to the palace, a warm smile across her face and a warm embrace waiting for Jason.

According to them, she had never looked more beautiful.

Fam, really important what kind of nose does Odysseus has?

For me he has a crooked nose as mine, hahahaha

For me crooked is a "roman nose", the ones you usually see in roman statues.

Please comment the type of nose you think he might had if you think is other, as I don´t live in your heads, hahahahhah

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