*Paul Marko And Y/n Heading Back To The Cave After Playing A Prank On The Frog Brothers*

*Paul Marko and Y/n heading back to the cave after playing a prank on The Frog Brothers*

Paul: Boy that was close.

Y/n: No *vigorously brushes teeth because they had to bite Alan so they could escape* That was vile! You owe me big! *Squirts more tooth paste in mouth*

Marko: Don't worry baby we'll make it up to you *smirks*

Y/n: The nerve of those boys. Asking me out on a date. On such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it!

4:00: wallow in self pity.

4:30: stare into the abyss

5:00: solve world hunger; tell no one

5:30: jazzersice

6:30: dinner with me (I can't cancel that again!)

7:00: wallow with my self loathing

Y/n: I'm booked!

I’m not sure if you write smut so if you don’t pls ignore me. Could i PLEASE get some dwayne smut there isn’t enough on this app i’m BEGGING. (but again if you don’t write smut don’t feel pressured at all i don’t wanna make u uncomfy)

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Ooo my first Dwayne request as well as my first smut!! I hope I did it justice anon! Only warning below is smut :) Thank you for the ask!! This is my personal opinion on our loveable Dwayne I think he's a big disciplinarian. Especially when it comes to the bedroom. Like he told you not to do something and you did it anyway. Now suffer mwahah!!! Just please be nice as this is my first ever smut :)

Get over my knee (Dwayne x reader Smut!!)

'Shit shit shit shit!!!!' Y/n said in her head mentally cussing herself out as she and Dwayne rode back to her place. He had specifically told her not to go into the Frogs comic shop. Point. Blank. Period.

"Dwayne come on. Their the only place in town that'll have what I'm looking for." She explained. Dwayne shook his head. "No can do princess. Those little shits are a pain every night as it is. I don't want them harassing you." He told her with crossed arms.

Oh but she did not listen. She just had to go in the store. And of course Alan starts harrowing with a book of questions along with Edgar. She of course simply rolled her eyes and went to walk out. That was until Edgar called her and quote "a blood sucking whore" which earned him a good punch to the nose.

As quickly as she hightailed it out of there she were not fast enough to escape a pissed off Dwayne. Now as they pulled up to her place she quickly got off the back of his bike and ran into the house.

"You'd better run." Dwayne growled as he made his way into the house. "I asked you to do one simple thing. Do not go into the comic shop. And what did you do? You went your little ass into the comic shop!" He stomped up the stairs into her bedroom.

A lump was curled up under the covers. Dwayne smirked to himself as he slapped the lump square on the ass. Y/n let out a small yelp. He quickly ripped the covers off of her to find her rubbing her bum.

"Ow... babe that hurt." She whined looking up at him with the famous doe eyes. He poked out his bottom lip to mock her. "Awe I've got some news for you princess. It's about to hurt a lot worse."

She gulped. "Take off your pants and get over my knee." He said sitting on the couch at the end of the bed. Y/n groaned loudly but did as she was told. She knew if she didn't it was going to be a lot worse. She walked over to him slowly.

Dwayne rubbed the soft skin of her butt before he started. "20 and I expect you to count." Was all he said before his massive hand came down on her ass with a loud smack!

Y/n bit her lip as she held in a moan. "1...2. 3. Mhp! 4.." She counted. The slinky material of her panties was now soaked with excitement. No matter how hard she tried to hate it she always got drenched when Dwayne spanked her. And oh boy did he know it too.

"You gonna be a good girl for me or do I need to continue?" He asked when they got to 10. Y/n was stammering over her words as she tried her best to speak. "I can't hear you princess. Your gonna have to speak up."

"I-I'll be good Dwayne.." She finally managed to spit out. He chuckled deeply as he sits her up. "Jeez princess your soaking wet. I'm not even inside you yet and your already making a mess."

She let out a whimper as he placed little kisses up and down her neck. "You want me to take care of you princess? Do you think you deserve it after disobeying me like you did?" His hand slips down to rub her womanhood.

She gasped as the friction of his hand sent tingles up her spine. Her body was craving more and more with each stroke. "OH God. Dwayne please.." She begged as he slowly began pick up his pace. Slowly and surely as if he was teasing her. "I need you. I need you inside of me. I need you to fuck me." She moaned out in a half desperate beg.

"There we go baby girl. That's all you had to say." With one quick move he had her on the bed and his pants and boxers off. He stalked up to her like a lion would stalk prey.

Ever so slightly he slides smoothly into her dripping wet folds. His head dips down to kiss her neck as he begins to thrust. Y/n's eyes rolled to the back of her head as her body entered pure and utter paradise.

Dwayne moved his hips ever so slightly to keep up the rapid pace of thrusts. "Your so wet for me baby. I got you all worked up huh?" He smirked against the skin of her neck. Her hands suddenly went up to grip his shoulders. Her nails slowly slid down his back.

He let out a low hiss as nails dug into his back. "Two can play at this game princess." He said as he grazed his fangs across her skin careful not to puncture it. The sharp ends leaving scratched as they did.

She panted heavily as the bed started to shake. "Fuck babe don't break the bed." She joked. "Trust me pretty girl this bed is going to the least of your worries. By the time I'm done with you your not going to be able to walk straight." He panted.

She barley had time to react before he pushed himself deeper inside of her. She let out a scream of pleasure as he all but touched her cervix. He placed a hand over her mouth.

"Shhhhh calm down princess. We wouldn't want the neighbors calling the cops again now would we?" He as as his dick pulsated inside of her tight wet folds.

She slowly nodded her head. He removed his hand and waited for her rebutted to him. But only the sweet sounds of her moans came out. That was until she managed to squeak out. "K-k-keep going. Fuck my brains out baby."

"OH trust me princess. I fully intend to~"

This onslaught went on for over an hour maybe even more since neither one of them kept up with the time. Y/n was on the brink of exhaustion as she felt her climax or rather her 3rd climax of the evening on the horizon.

"OH God Dwayne I'm close." She moans. He grinned as he looked down at her. "Wait for me baby doll." He winked. Suddenly mixture of their combined climax hit one another causing it to ooze out onto the bed.

Out of breath he slides back out of her and flops down beside of her. He wrapped his arms around her pulling her onto his bare chest.

"Remind me to disobey you more often." Y/n panted as she struggled to catch her breath. Dwayne's dark eyes looked over at her with a glimpse of mischief.

"OH that wasn't even the half of it princess. I've still got a few more rounds in me. And we've got 5 hours before dawn."

True Aunt very true. I can see Rizzo the Rat in this mixture but the question is who. We gotta somehow squeeze Kermit in there too 🤣🤣🤣

OKAY! IMPORTANT QUESTION!

If there was a Muppets version of The Lost Boys, which muppets would play which characters?

Follow up question: Who is the only one still played by a human?

Give Auntie some love!!! This series is just mwah chef's kiss!!!

Look At Me

A/n: and finally to top off the insecurity fic! Here’s some soft, in many ways, David. Ima play into my personal hc of him having a dad bod and just being soft with the reader. Just a shot out to everyone who’s supported this series <3 reblog to support

My Venus, Tiger Stripes, Hold Me Forever

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David x Insecure Fem! Reader

David stared into your eyes as your glassy irises looked back at him. Your sclera red from the stinging tears of bitter reflections. How little words and sharp insulting thoughts cut at your self esteem, one etch at a time. Not a single one David would say or think. No bigger words he’d sling at you. Things he wouldn’t even have imagined you thinking of yourself as— until one day.

One day where he decided to listen to your thoughts. From far off in the cave. To the tiny ones that grew louder as you stared more at yourself in the mirror. The reflection. The ones, the words, that brought horror to his eyes and a pain to his soul. Knowing that you, his mate, that he held up so dearly…hated herself?! Blasphemy in his eyes. He wanted you to look up to him as a god. The god you’d be on your knees for yet, hearing you sound like this crushed him. His ego and all, shattering it to what felt like shards of glass, morsels.

He immediately closed off where you two were so none of the others boys could see or even hear what was going on. To know what David was about to do

He stared at you for a moment before doing something odd in your eyes. You stood there sniffling as he did so. Something that was more meaningful than words in this moment.

Both of you stood there bare in front of each other, David had removed every single piece of clothing that held to his frame…wanting to show you what he truly is. How his body was scarred from stretch marks, to how he had plush and soft features as well, sure you knew David’s body but he never let himself be completely bare in front of you, his own insecurity showing now. Ones he’d have for eternity.

“Don’t. Don’t you dare look away from me y/n” David spoke in a low tone, his voice stern with concern. “Look at me. Look at who you love. Your body is beautiful…I” he stopped staring at you. Watching how your chest heaved from crying, waiting a moment before he went on.

“Why…why are you…mad at yourself? What about the marks? I..I have them too? My baby doll. My dearest love” he said with a softening voice, “you’re not alone”

“David” you spoke up looking over his body…his body that you loved. The David that you loved entirely, “I don’t know….I just—“

“The mirror hurts…I know….dove listen—“

“No David please you don’t understand!” You started crying again, “you don’t understand what it’s like-“ he cut you off taking a stern step towards you, his presence harshened as the dim light casted heavy shadows over his face. His inhumane features showing more and more.

“What it’s like to fucking see yourself in the mirror. Seeing what to hide and to hate. What— to want to peel off your skin and never show again!” David’s voice sharpened looking at you, “I mean it when I know what it feels like. Do you see my brothers in blood?! Compared to them? Y/n I know! Please why do you think such untrue and absolutely wrong things about yourself, why in the world?! You’re beautiful to me. You’re dear to me you’re my..you’re my precious” he stoped for a moment staring down between the both of you, “……….what can I do to help?!” He huffed for a moment before regretting his tone, never wanting to use such harsh words towards you, “what…what can I do? Don’t you see how I too am flawed” his eyes finally returning to the cool blue orbs that they were, the human David you knew. What humanity he had left in him.

You stood there staring at him now, flushed as words had left you. The confidence of what you knew of David seeing how he too, actually knew what you meant, “can we” you sniffled wiping your eyes, “can we heal together? Learn to love ourselves at that?”

David took a deep breath for a moment, the room falling silent between the both of you, the sounds of pigeons and bats fluttering was all you could hear. He took a step towards you and wrapped his arms around your body pulling you to his in a gentle embrace. Treating you as if the finest China there was. David spoke up.

“Together” he whispered into the curve of your ear as he ducked his head down to press gentle kisses to your cheek. His beard tickling and leaving soft scratches to your face.

“Together”.

A/n: sorry this took so long. I’ve honestly been really sick lately as well as feeling un-motivated to be honest. Thank you all for the support in this series ♥️

@auntvamp I thought about you when I made this hehe

Dwayne: Paul is that all you care about? Money and applause?

Paul: And sex. For which I generally get applause

Dwayne: this bitch...