Alan: If I Call The Police, They're Gonna Be Here In Ten Minutes.

Alan: If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes.

Marko: OK. Then that leaves me nine to beat the hell out of you.

Alan: You think? I know tae kwon do.

Marko: And I know whoop your ass!

*Y/n and Michael arguing on the boardwalk. Y/n makes a joke about Michael*

Michael: Oh, so Sweetalicious got jokes.Now, look a here, Broadway, don't make me bring da noise.

Y/n: You might as well. You already brought da funk *sticks hand in his face*

David and the boys: *wheezing*

*David is talking to Dwayne about Y/N*

David: Dwayne I don't know what the woman wants anymore! What am I supposed to do?

Dwayne : May I speak freely David?

David : Yes, of course old boy.

Dwayne :  I am so bloody sick of hearing this year after year! 'Dwayne, what am I to do?', 'I told her I loved her!' 'I took it back!', 'I'm afraid of commitment', 'I'm worried about Laddie' (grabs David by his jacket) For God's sake, MAKE A MOVE! DO SOMETHING! YOU PASSED ON MICHAEL DO YOU WANT TO REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO?

*Laddie gets off one of the bigger roller coasters on the boardwalk*

Laddie: Whoa! That was so cool! Hey Dad, did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?

Dwayne: You so totally rock, Squirt! So give me five (he high fives Dwayne) noggin (he gently headbutts Dwayne)

BOTH: Dude

Hi guys! So I'm kinda in the mood to write again! Something cute for our boys. Someone give me some ideas please!!!

Michael: Seriously, Marko where do you keep all that cash?

Marko: Someplace you'll never get near.

Michael: Oh, your mattress.

Marko: No. (Points to Y/N) Theirs