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If I have a mouse can I call it remy

I do not i think

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

y'all tf is jortslop

I heard of it on the comment section of undertale the musical, aka, story of undertale

indeed

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a—”

“Watermelon?”

“No!!!”

.....why this kinda sLAP THO

this looks godawful and i love it

having a normal one on that error message generator tonight

Haven't done that yet :\

also, you probably eat copious amounts of cheese

I came up with a new tag game!

Create a headcanon for the person you reblogged from! (Aka assume something about them lol)

No pressure tags!: @iloveacronix @greenamethyst-16 @hijabiwriter @crystaleclipse10 @mislamicpearl and anyone else who wants to join!

nom

i love this video because 90% of the comments are like this

ello

Some nerd who doesn’t know how Pokemon works: Status moves don’t matter lol they all suck

Me: Explain this then

you're so fuckin' right

I came up with a new tag game!

Create a headcanon for the person you reblogged from! (Aka assume something about them lol)

No pressure tags!: @iloveacronix @greenamethyst-16 @hijabiwriter @crystaleclipse10 @mislamicpearl and anyone else who wants to join!

yah I think that'd be like that

what would happen if you swallowed a tampon and then chugged something

would the tampon expand in your throat and block it if it was large enough and you drank the water fast enough?

I feel like you;ve accidentally ate the orange peel of and orange before

(Np tags!)

@clowneryandshenanegans, @that1insomniac, @personwholikespmtok, @moonisagremlin, @impresively-large-swan, @pstlart, @cheesenjoyer, @cosmowosmo, @unknowncaz, @casualmrboyenjoyer, @thicc-ass-frog, @subconscious-deactivated20230229, @the-arcade-doctor, @quinnistired, @rat-detector, @theofficialratboy, @queeniesretrozone, @that-bored-aroace, @birchythesun, @thee0ne-whos-bored, @dusty-pistol, @gunk404, @ifoundthishumerus, @4kitter, @rainbow-oppossum, @cactus-with-boobs, @mikubinderthomasjefferson, @totally-italy, @axolotl-detector, @cinammonelles, @minun61real, @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, @revocalized, @abnormal-tulip, @anomymous, @ford-mustang-1969, @bees-official, @sky-is-purple-because-i-said-so, @october-depression, @transpotato5, @sillyindustries, @bear-man74, @the-void-calls, @horrible-platonic-yearning, @tatefan811, @jacksonleavesthe0nly138472, @luazzy, @luazzy, @kianf1sh, @perpetually-confused-rat, @sergeant-jasper, @th3-r4t-48, @jaydove-writes, @galaxys-universe, @urlocaldisaster, @motorbikesandswords, @sleeplessfluid, @imsooooooootired, @the-one-and-only-moldy-cheese, @moonisagremlin, @sagerodbomb-n-co, @breathethewater, @udnergecko, @billcipher--man, @ k-is-for-potassium,

I came up with a new tag game!

Create a headcanon for the person you reblogged from! (Aka assume something about them lol)

No pressure tags!: @iloveacronix @greenamethyst-16 @hijabiwriter @crystaleclipse10 @mislamicpearl and anyone else who wants to join!

pidgeon movie

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

oh god

this came to me in a dream

I gonna be fish feed :-0

I>0

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

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meow

okay

agreed upon most definitely (/gen)

but isn't flagellation whipping?

sisiphus

relatable

oh my golly

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

who up drinkin' they olive oil

genuinely hwat the hell?

Uh

@clowneryandshenanegans, @that1insomniac, @personwholikespmtok, @moonisagremlin, @impresively-large-swan, @pstlart, @cheesenjoyer, @cosmowosmo, @unknowncaz, @casualmrboyenjoyer, @thicc-ass-frog, @subconscious-deactivated20230229, @the-arcade-doctor, @quinnistired, @rat-detector, @theofficialratboy, @queeniesretrozone, @that-bored-aroace, @birchythesun, @thee0ne-whos-bored, @dusty-pistol, @gunk404, @ifoundthishumerus, @4kitter, @rainbow-oppossum, @cactus-with-boobs, @mikubinderthomasjefferson, @totally-italy, @axolotl-detector, @cinammonelles, @minun61real, @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, @revocalized, @abnormal-tulip, @anomymous, @ford-mustang-1969, @bees-official, @sky-is-purple-because-i-said-so, @october-depression, @transpotato5, @sillyindustries, @bear-man74, @the-void-calls, @horrible-platonic-yearning, @tatefan811, @jacksonleavesthe0nly138472, @luazzy, @luazzy, @kianf1sh, @perpetually-confused-rat, @sergeant-jasper, @th3-r4t-48, @jaydove-writes, @galaxys-universe, @urlocaldisaster, @motorbikesandswords, @sleeplessfluid, @imsooooooootired, @the-one-and-only-moldy-cheese, @moonisagremlin, @sagerodbomb-n-co, @breathethewater, @udnergecko, @billcipher--man, @ k-is-for-potassium

and also @non-tyrannical-usa

5 notes: I'll get up

10 notes: I'll get dressed

20 notes: I'll get breakfast

40 notes: I'll start my homework(it's due today by like four pm)

60 notes: I'll organize my closet (or start)

100 notes: I'll start my art study

edit: 150 notes: I'll start reading the books i need to read

no

four more pages of followers and it'll be finished (4 more pages of followers)

Here's the list now.

@clowneryandshenanegans, @that1insomniac, @personwholikespmtok, @moonisagremlin, @impresively-large-swan, @pstlart, @cheesenjoyer, @cosmowosmo, @unknowncaz, @casualmrboyenjoyer, @thicc-ass-frog, @subconscious-deactivated20230229, @the-arcade-doctor, @quinnistired, @rat-detector, @theofficialratboy, @queeniesretrozone, @that-bored-aroace, @birchythesun, @thee0ne-whos-bored, @dusty-pistol, @gunk404, @ifoundthishumerus, @4kitter, @rainbow-oppossum, @cactus-with-boobs, @mikubinderthomasjefferson, @totally-italy, @axolotl-detector, @cinammonelles, @minun61real, @the-silly-words-on-your-screen, @revocalized, @abnormal-tulip, @anomymous, @ford-mustang-1969, @bees-official, @sky-is-purple-because-i-said-so, @october-depression, @transpotato5, @sillyindustries, @bear-man74, @the-void-calls, @horrible-platonic-yearning, @tatefan811, @jacksonleavesthe0nly138472, @luazzy, @luazzy, @kianf1sh, @perpetually-confused-rat, @sergeant-jasper, @th3-r4t-48, @jaydove-writes, @galaxys-universe, @urlocaldisaster, @motorbikesandswords, @sleeplessfluid, @imsooooooootired, @the-one-and-only-moldy-cheese, @moonisagremlin, @sagerodbomb-n-co, @breathethewater, @udnergecko, @billcipher--man, @ k-is-for-potassium,

if you wanna get removed, just say so!

(also, if there's any post that says tag your moots, I'll be using this, so ya.)